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[glowsferatu]

If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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[Voice]

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

Kanayaaaaaaaa!

I'm not drunk for once, and this is important, pick up the damn phone.

[Voice]

[glowsferatu]

Yes? Hello, Tank, I hope the day's been kind thus far.

voice

[bullseye]

The fuck kind of pizza place is this?

voice

[glowsferatu]

Uh. [ there's a slight pause as she tries to think of what she might consider a sufficiently witty response ] ...One not especially interested in delivery.

Can I assist you in some fashion?

text.

[crab]

HEY SO
I HAVE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
AND I KNOW THIS SOUNDS BAD BUT
I THINK I LOST GAMZEE
AS IN I HAVE MISPLACED HIM.

text

[glowsferatu]

What

remember when the door handle SHE'S FINALLY SENDING HER A TEXT backdated to before the sleepover

[luckout]

You have to 8e without a dou8t the most passive aggressive 8itch I have ever met.

[glowsferatu]

Oh
And Here I Thought You Were In Possession Of A Mirror

text;

[culver]

[immediately following this]

kanaya i am going on a date what do i do

text;

[glowsferatu]

I Dont Actually Know Ive Only Been On The One Date Before
Who Is The Individual So Lucky To Have Acquired This Most Prestigious Of Occasions

[hashrap]

remember that favor you owe me
i need it

[glowsferatu]

Youve Selected An Unfortunate Evening For It
Name Your Terms

SUNDAY afternoon.

[nitidus]

I suppose I've put this off for long enough. I should have apologized before now, but ... I was embarrassed by my behavior. That is no excuse, however. I am sorry, Kanaya. I was selfish and inconsiderate and while I have no idea what came over me, that isn't an excuse either. It wasn't fair to take my temper out on you and it was out of character of me and incredibly out of line to humiliate you in such a public way.

I would like to make it up to you, if I can. Though I will understand if you would rather we didn't speak for the foreseeable future.

I am really sorry for being a bitch.

[glowsferatu]

[ it's about an hour before any response is sent. in that time kanaya has read the message multiple times, sometimes tossing the phone away to stew further only to reach back for it a few minutes later, other times trying to discern if there was some hidden layer to it that she wasn't getting.

however, there was nothing to be found. at all appearances, this message was entirely legitimate. rose lalonde was apologizing, and that's something that only happens ever so rarely, it would be stupid to take it lightly. and on some level she wants to stay mad, to keep this one on the mantle she holds all her other grudges, but...she's so sick of feeling miserable. ]

You Cant Do That Anymore
You Have To Promise Me This Wont Come Into Occurrence Again

[crab]

KANAYA
I NEED YOUR HELP

backdated to last wednesday, yes?

[glowsferatu]

[ oh no. does this mean she'll need to leave the bathroom? ]

Are You Sure

text

[aggressiveapathy]

edward nygma
mitch hundred
nelson mccityhallface
rick bradbury
larsa
Zatana...Z two z's

text

[glowsferatu]

Nelson McWhoface
?
This Looks Like A List Of City Hall Employees
Why Isnt Terry On It
Should I Also Send One To You In Order To Deflect Suspicion

text;

[tesselate]

i dont think nora is a girl

text;

[glowsferatu]

Well Okay

text; in the late late hours on the eve of prom

[cawky]

[A forwarded copy of this message.]

text;

[egohalfempty]

kanaya

i am learning new, horrifying things about cat pensies (penii?)
or man-cat dong, anyway




with a real cat
sitting on my lap

text;

[glowsferatu]

This Is Not The Sort Of Text One Expects To Come Home To

text; after prom at some point

[tesselate]

are you okay????

[glowsferatu]

No

[ any further response will be delayed a few hours as she promptly shuts off her phone. ]

tuesday night; private comm message

[crab]

KANAYA IF YOU'RE RECIEVING THIS, WHAT'S YOUR STATUS
ARE YOU IN NEW VESUVIUS OR ARE YOU BACK IN THE CITY
ARE YOU OK??

[glowsferatu]

Ok Is A Relative Concept
My Position Is Typically Distant From It
Youre Here Too Arent You

tuesday night "shower" text;

[egohalfempty]

SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS BUT THIS IS URGENT RESPOND ASAP

please tell me you're in the city. and more importantly, you're SAFE

[glowsferatu]

Safe
I Dont Really Know What That Actually Means Right Now

text; like tuesday eveningish and/or whenever is best

[tesselate]

hey are you still in the city, or...?

[glowsferatu]

I Am In A City Sure
Which Side Are You On

wednesday 3rd, night time.

[nitidus]

Ive been thinking about what youo said/.
Not when yuo were hiding in the shower or anything i menat at prom.

open on a kanaya sitting grumpily in nepeta's empty room, trying to decide if she cares or not

[glowsferatu]

I Said A Lot Of Things Of Prom [ girl don't be obtuse. ]
And I Meant At Least Most Of Them

august 12th...ish...

[tesselate]

kate left

[glowsferatu]

Theres Been A Rash Of That Sort Of Thing Going About Lately
Im Sorry To Hear It

voicemail; backdated forever ago (9/1)

[withamask]

Kanaya, it's Renee. Call me back.

[glowsferatu]

[ a few hours later, renee's phone rings. ]

voicemail; backdated to 10/10

[withamask]

Hey. Give me a call when you have the chance.

ring ring ring

[glowsferatu]

You called?

phone call;

[withamask]

[ Ring ring... ]

[glowsferatu]

This is Kanaya.

From Julian to Kanaya on his port-out

[hellionated]

Hey Kanaya.

So, you're getting this because I got ported out. Odds are it's just Lachesis playing one of her cute little games with us, an I'll be back in a week to make fun of you for crying.

In case I'm not. Look, we had our differences. You can be really fucking stubborn, and I can be a goddamn asshole, I know that. But I guess in the end, you were okay, and I'm not sorry I knew you.

Take care of Rose for me. And take care of Jenny, too. I know you still want to pretend like you hate her, or whatever. But I know better. I know you still care. She's lost enough friends, and honestly? So have you.
Anyways, I gotta go. I'll probably see you in a week anyway and you can complain your ass off at me for saying anything. See you around, sweetheart. Try not to miss me too much.

text; 11/25

[withamask]

Do you have plans for Thursday?

[glowsferatu]

Apparently Its Some Kind Of Compounded Human Holiday
Thanksgivikkuh Or Something Of The Sort
Ill Probably Be Cooking All Day

Why Do You
I Could Set An Extra Place At The Table

16th of december

[crab]

NEPETA ISN'T GOING TO BREAK INTO YOUR HIVE ANYMORE.

[glowsferatu]

I Havent Sensed Her Trying To For A While Now
But At Least I Dont Have To Be So Guarded Against It

text;

[withamask]

You have any free time over the next few days?

text;

[glowsferatu]

You Know How This Time Of Year Can Be Im Sure
I Can Try To Work Something Out However
Did You Have Something In Mind