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If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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Theres Been A Rash Of That Sort Of Thing Going About Lately
Im Sorry To Hear It

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Yeah, me too.

but how have you been
is anything good happening for you

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Oh You Know This And That
But I Think Your Problem May Take Precedence Here

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and here i was kind of hoping at least one of us would have some good luck

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But Should I Be Encountering A Kinder Sort Of Luck Than You
Wouldnt It Only Underline Your Lack

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maybe but I think sometimes good stories are just what the doctor ordered

at least teddy is still here, that's definitely a good something

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I Understand The Feeling
Theres No Telling What Ill Be Left With If The Same Should Happen To Rose

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Rose? Wait -- is she *the girl*

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You Really Dont Have To Make It Sound So Dramatic

[ they really manage enough drama on their own. ]

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no it's just i totally met her recently
we talked about hypothetical gay men

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Well That Certainly Sounds Like Rose
Somehow It Doesnt Surprise Me That The Topic Would Turn In Such A Direction
I Hardly Have To Ask What They Were Doing

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also it was hulk and thing

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[ she has no clue who those people are. ]

Well This Sounds Pornographic Already

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yes she was trying to solve an apparently age old question of who would top
since they are both literally giants
hulk is 8 feet

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Thats
Simply Too Much
I Understand You Have Your Preferences But I Cannot Even Fathom Making Something Of That Size Work

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Well Thing is also really big and technically like rock
but neither of them are gay so it was a silly conversation

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Is This Provable
Because Under The Circumstances I Dont Know That They Would Be Capable Of Operating In Such A Manner With Anyone But Each Other

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well Hulk does have children that proves something

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Right
Because That Actually Means Something To Humans
I Take It Then That There Must Be Some Woman In Your Universe Large Enough To Accomodate

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Apparently so

I hope Ben finds someone someday though, he's really cool

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I Thought The Term Was Usually "Hot"

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I'm not attracted to him! he's way older than me
and did i mention the rock part?

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Its My Understanding That Solidity Is Usually Preferred In Such Maneuvers

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not that...much...

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Okay But
I Dont Really Get How It Would Work Without