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[glowsferatu]

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[glowsferatu]

I Can Imagine That Would Be Unpleasant
His Work Must Be Very Specialized Then

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his work? no he's a superhero
i don't know why rose wanted to know about him and hulk??? just because they're huge i guess

[glowsferatu]

So Youre Telling Me That He Isnt Employed In Pornography
And Yet He Decided "The Thing" Would Be A Suitable Epithet

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Yes.

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That Is Beyond Inexplicable

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yeah i've never really thought of it that way
he's one of the fantastic four

[glowsferatu]

The Fantastic Four
Right
Who Lets These People Names Themselves

1/2

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theyve been my heroes since childhood this is awkward

[glowsferatu]

Billy Im Sorry But
Your Heroes Have Really Unimaginative Names
What Were The Other Three Called

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Mister Fantastic, Invisible Woman, and the Human Torch

[glowsferatu]

Mister Fantastic Of The Fantastic Four
I Suppose The Invisible Woman Has The Ability To Skew Perceptions Of Her Presence
And The Human Torch Does What
Spit Fireballs Or Something
Do You Understand What Im Saying Here

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yeah i see your point

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And "Thing" Is Probably The Worst Of Them
But Measuring At Eight Feet You Cant Tell Me The Hulk Is Also A Hero
How Would One Even Operate With So Mammoth An Instrument

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wait
he's eight feet tall
thats what i meant
you understood that, right?

[glowsferatu]

Not
Eight Feet Long

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no

[glowsferatu]

Well This Only Supports My Point About The Faultiness In Naming Conventions Existent On Your World
I Imagine You Had Some Similar Sort Of Epithet

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i go by wiccan now but originally i wanted to be asgardian
kate felt that was a bad idea

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Whats A Wiccan

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it's someone who practices witchcraft
actually at home there's a whole pagan religion thing surrounding it but i mostly picked it because of the magic thing

[maybe he should've listened when loki pointed out he's not actually a wiccan at all. maybe he should let someone else pick a new name for him.]

[glowsferatu]

So You Dont Belong To This Religion

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no, i'm jewish

[glowsferatu]

As I Thought
Maybe This Is Why Its Preferable That Our Titles Were Assigned
When Lachesis Asked Thats The One I Provided
Do You Want To Know What It Was

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Yes!

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