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The Fantastic Four
Right
Who Lets These People Names Themselves

1/2

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theyve been my heroes since childhood this is awkward

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Billy Im Sorry But
Your Heroes Have Really Unimaginative Names
What Were The Other Three Called

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Mister Fantastic, Invisible Woman, and the Human Torch

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Mister Fantastic Of The Fantastic Four
I Suppose The Invisible Woman Has The Ability To Skew Perceptions Of Her Presence
And The Human Torch Does What
Spit Fireballs Or Something
Do You Understand What Im Saying Here

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yeah i see your point

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And "Thing" Is Probably The Worst Of Them
But Measuring At Eight Feet You Cant Tell Me The Hulk Is Also A Hero
How Would One Even Operate With So Mammoth An Instrument

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wait
he's eight feet tall
thats what i meant
you understood that, right?

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Not
Eight Feet Long

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no

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Well This Only Supports My Point About The Faultiness In Naming Conventions Existent On Your World
I Imagine You Had Some Similar Sort Of Epithet

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i go by wiccan now but originally i wanted to be asgardian
kate felt that was a bad idea

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Whats A Wiccan

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it's someone who practices witchcraft
actually at home there's a whole pagan religion thing surrounding it but i mostly picked it because of the magic thing

[maybe he should've listened when loki pointed out he's not actually a wiccan at all. maybe he should let someone else pick a new name for him.]

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So You Dont Belong To This Religion

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no, i'm jewish

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As I Thought
Maybe This Is Why Its Preferable That Our Titles Were Assigned
When Lachesis Asked Thats The One I Provided
Do You Want To Know What It Was

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Yes!

[chinhands.emote]

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I Was The Sylph Of Space
Though Prior To My Arrival Here The Only Thing Space-Related I Did Were My Breeding Duties
And I Never Really Understood What A Sylph Was
Later Research Revealed It To Myhtologically Be A Fairy Or Air Elemental But I Was Space Not Breath So I Dont Get That At All
Only Well After Was I Informed That Its Meant To Be The Class For A Healer
Needless To Say I Wasnt Very Good At It

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you're plenty good at other things though and thats what really counts

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Youre Just Saying That Because You Dont Understand What All This Involved
These Were The Things That Really Counted

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i think the things that really count are the ones you want to count
not the ones other people decide for you

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Once Those Things Reach A Certain Scale It Really Isnt That Simple

[ of course for kanaya that threshold's pretty low anyway. ]

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i guess not
but it's still about making yourself happy not you know doing what everyone thinks you should
even if it's difficult