glowsferatu: thought, rude (As We Arm For Combat)
ᴘsychopomp 💀 ([personal profile] glowsferatu) wrote2011-07-04 04:21 am
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If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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[identity profile] grenadeball.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Kanayaaaaaaaa!

I'm not drunk for once, and this is important, pick up the damn phone.
glowsferatu: smile (How Can I Possibly Respond To This)

[Voice]

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-12-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yes? Hello, Tank, I hope the day's been kind thus far.

[identity profile] grenadeball.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Bitchin', actually, and I've come to a realization.

Whatcha doin' for Christmas?
glowsferatu: smile (My Apprehension Too Apparent)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-12-20 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I'll be preoccupied in some nebulous manner. I'm already slated to cook for the party we'll be hosting here, and I've a multitude of sewing projects to complete before then.

[identity profile] grenadeball.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, how would you like to go to a party where you have absolutely no obligations or jobs to do but just show up.
glowsferatu: wait, thought (Kanayashrug)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-12-21 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, as I'm certain you'll abide no fussing on the subject, I would imagine the break would be pleasant.

[ yeah right, they'll have to pretty much strap her to the chair to get her to not meddle in the evening's preparations ]

[identity profile] grenadeball.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Good! Me and Booga are having a family Christmas shindig and you're invited.
glowsferatu: smile (Quite The Darling In Fact)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-12-21 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that sounds remarkably pleasant! Should I be expected to bring anything?

[identity profile] grenadeball.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a thing. This is a no pressure party. Everybody relaxes and enjoys themselves. Booga's doing all the cooking, so you don't have to worry about a thing.

Plus you'll get to meet Cass!
glowsferatu: smile (No Small Amount Of Uncertainty)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2011-12-21 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A-are you sure? I certainly wouldn't mind assisting, if he'd accept it!

I would like to finally be properly introduced to Cassandra, however. I witnessed her demonstration at the school's talent pageant, it was very impressive.
bullseye: >thunderbolts 127 (oh shit that's my jam)

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[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-26 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
The fuck kind of pizza place is this?
glowsferatu: smile (There Is A Light That Never Goes Out)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-05-26 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. [ there's a slight pause as she tries to think of what she might consider a sufficiently witty response ] ...One not especially interested in delivery.

Can I assist you in some fashion?
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (WHAT?!)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-26 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
No delivery?! That's bullshit!
glowsferatu: smile (You Just Havent Earned It Yet Baby)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-05-26 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well, to disclose more honestly, delivery would be well within my means if such a dish were among my offerings.
bullseye: >hit-monkey 2 (goddamn monkey)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-26 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, what are your offerings?
glowsferatu: glow, smug (Shes Hot Runway Model)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-05-26 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Should you seek a new tuxedo, that would be more within the boundaries of my profession.

Or a dress, should that be your preference.
bullseye: >punisher war zone 41 (fine deadpool we'll use the explosives)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-27 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
So you don't sell food at all is what you're saying.
glowsferatu: sad, thought (Ready To Be Heartbroken)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-05-27 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Between the other residents and this litter of felines I've recently inherited, I'm afraid I simply couldn't spare any! My profession is not as a cook, but instead as a seamstress.
bullseye: >thunderbolts 127 (oh shit that's my jam)

[personal profile] bullseye 2012-05-28 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[beat]

How are you with Kevlar?
glowsferatu: smug (Let Your Juvenile Impulses Sway)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-05-28 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't worked with the material before, but given the applications I've seen it associated with, I would not be opposed to better familiarizing myself.
crab: (it was the best of times)

text.

[personal profile] crab 2012-06-20 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
HEY SO
I HAVE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
AND I KNOW THIS SOUNDS BAD BUT
I THINK I LOST GAMZEE
AS IN I HAVE MISPLACED HIM.
glowsferatu: smile (Oh Well Um)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-06-20 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
What
crab: (cause you're never gonna be like them)

[personal profile] crab 2012-06-20 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
GOD DAMNIT DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
I JUST LOST HIM OK HE'S NOT HERE AND I CAN'T FIND HIS COMM AND HE'S NOT ANSWERING MY MESSAGES.
AND I DON'T KNOW IT'S JUST MAKING ME A LITTLE NERVOUS.
HE'S PERFECTLY ENTITLED TO GO OUT IF HE WANTS BUT IT'S BEEN A WHILE AND THE LAST TIME HE WANDERED OFF WITHOUT TELLING ME AND NO ONE COULD FIND HIM HE WAS BUSY HAVING A RELIGIOUS AND ANTI SOPOR PERSONAL AWAKENING THAT SAID HE HAD TO MURDER US ALL.
CAN YOU JUST TRY TO WITHHOLD YOUR JUDGEMENT REGARDING MY GAMZEE KEEPING SKILLS AND HELP ME FIND MY FUCKING CLOWN.
glowsferatu: smile (Yes Im Sure Its Lovely Really A Little)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2012-06-20 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Okay Lets Just Do Our Best To Avoid Panicking
Much As The Situation Is Apt To Inspire Such A Response It Would Be Counter To Devising Any Sort Of Solution Whatsoever
And While I Disagree About His Freedom To Wander Off Unsupervised Ill Reserve That Discussion For A Later Occasion
The Greater Priority Would Demand I Begin Searching In Too Immediate A Manner To Allow For That
Also The Point Is Somewhat Moot While Hes Presently Unaccounted For
crab: (that everything good)

[personal profile] crab 2012-06-20 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT PANICKING WHO'S PANICKING I'M COMPLETELY CALM AND COMPOSED.
TOTALLY COOL OVER HERE.
I'M NOT HIS WARDEN KANAYA I'M NOT GOING TO PUT HIM IN A FUCKING COLLAR LIKE SOME BARKBEAST.
BUT YEAH NOW ISN'T THE TIME FOR THAT
CAN YOU FIND HIS SPACE STRING OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO.
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