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yes she was trying to solve an apparently age old question of who would top
since they are both literally giants
hulk is 8 feet

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Thats
Simply Too Much
I Understand You Have Your Preferences But I Cannot Even Fathom Making Something Of That Size Work

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Well Thing is also really big and technically like rock
but neither of them are gay so it was a silly conversation

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Is This Provable
Because Under The Circumstances I Dont Know That They Would Be Capable Of Operating In Such A Manner With Anyone But Each Other

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well Hulk does have children that proves something

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Right
Because That Actually Means Something To Humans
I Take It Then That There Must Be Some Woman In Your Universe Large Enough To Accomodate

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Apparently so

I hope Ben finds someone someday though, he's really cool

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I Thought The Term Was Usually "Hot"

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I'm not attracted to him! he's way older than me
and did i mention the rock part?

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Its My Understanding That Solidity Is Usually Preferred In Such Maneuvers

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not that...much...

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Okay But
I Dont Really Get How It Would Work Without

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without what?

[wow this has gotten suddenly embarrassing.]

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[ suddenly? she started cringing like ten texts ago. ]

You Know
The
Specific Result Of Localized Bloodflow

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i dont think you are understanding that like
he is literally made out of rocks

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I Can Imagine That Would Be Unpleasant
His Work Must Be Very Specialized Then

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his work? no he's a superhero
i don't know why rose wanted to know about him and hulk??? just because they're huge i guess

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So Youre Telling Me That He Isnt Employed In Pornography
And Yet He Decided "The Thing" Would Be A Suitable Epithet

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Yes.

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That Is Beyond Inexplicable

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yeah i've never really thought of it that way
he's one of the fantastic four

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The Fantastic Four
Right
Who Lets These People Names Themselves

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theyve been my heroes since childhood this is awkward