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I Thought The Term Was Usually "Hot"

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I'm not attracted to him! he's way older than me
and did i mention the rock part?

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Its My Understanding That Solidity Is Usually Preferred In Such Maneuvers

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not that...much...

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Okay But
I Dont Really Get How It Would Work Without

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without what?

[wow this has gotten suddenly embarrassing.]

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[ suddenly? she started cringing like ten texts ago. ]

You Know
The
Specific Result Of Localized Bloodflow

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i dont think you are understanding that like
he is literally made out of rocks

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I Can Imagine That Would Be Unpleasant
His Work Must Be Very Specialized Then

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his work? no he's a superhero
i don't know why rose wanted to know about him and hulk??? just because they're huge i guess

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So Youre Telling Me That He Isnt Employed In Pornography
And Yet He Decided "The Thing" Would Be A Suitable Epithet

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Yes.

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That Is Beyond Inexplicable

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yeah i've never really thought of it that way
he's one of the fantastic four

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The Fantastic Four
Right
Who Lets These People Names Themselves

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theyve been my heroes since childhood this is awkward

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Billy Im Sorry But
Your Heroes Have Really Unimaginative Names
What Were The Other Three Called

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Mister Fantastic, Invisible Woman, and the Human Torch

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Mister Fantastic Of The Fantastic Four
I Suppose The Invisible Woman Has The Ability To Skew Perceptions Of Her Presence
And The Human Torch Does What
Spit Fireballs Or Something
Do You Understand What Im Saying Here

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yeah i see your point

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And "Thing" Is Probably The Worst Of Them
But Measuring At Eight Feet You Cant Tell Me The Hulk Is Also A Hero
How Would One Even Operate With So Mammoth An Instrument

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wait
he's eight feet tall
thats what i meant
you understood that, right?

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Not
Eight Feet Long