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[culver]

[immediately following this]

kanaya i am going on a date what do i do

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[glowsferatu]

I Dont Actually Know Ive Only Been On The One Date Before
Who Is The Individual So Lucky To Have Acquired This Most Prestigious Of Occasions

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[culver]

what did you do??
his name is max he is very nice. i promised to make him waffles

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[glowsferatu]

Uh
I Cleaned Her Room And She Thought It Was Cute
But I Dont Believe Ive Met Him
How You Decided On Something To Wear

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[culver]

i have never been to his house i do not think i will clean his room any time soon
probably not he is kind of new here
i do not know what *should* i wear??

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[glowsferatu]

Well If Youre Cooking For Him Should That Be Better Accomplished At Your Own Hive Or His
What You Were Should Reflect You Expectations Of The Affair
I Believe Pants Are More Casual For These Matters
Or You May Wish To Utilize One Of The Dresses Ive Made Should The Results You Hope For Be Something More Romantically Inclined

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[culver]

i am making waffles and taking them to the park. i guess it is like a picnic
oh!! no pants are just fine thank you though i will stick with pants

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[glowsferatu]

That Sounds Like A Pleasant Outing
Do You Think You Might Kiss Him Before The Occasion Has Ended

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[culver]

i hope it will be
i do not know!! i have not really thought about that

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[glowsferatu]

Nill You Cannot Arrange A Date Without At Least Entertaining The Possibility Of Some Potential Kissing That May Result
This Is The Purpose By Which Dates Orient Themselves Around
So The Question Which Now Occurs Is Should It Arise Would You Like To Kiss Him Perhaps

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[culver]

i do not know him very well but
he is very handsome kanaya
i would not mind kissing him

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[glowsferatu]

Then It Will Be Necessary That You Prepare For The Possibility
Perhaps Initiate It If It Becomes Necessary

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[culver]

i do not know if i could initiate that

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[glowsferatu]

Nonsense Its No Different From The Other Night
You Simply Forego The Bottle

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[culver]

oh
i guess it would not be that hard then

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[glowsferatu]

Its All A Matter Of Waiting For The Proper Moment
You Will Realize When It Is Right
And Hopefully He Will As Well

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[culver]

i hope you are right kanaya

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[glowsferatu]

You Will Manage This Nill
Youre A Smart Girl

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[culver]

thank you kanaya
you are a very good friend

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[glowsferatu]

I Only Raise My Level Of Participation In The Discourse To The Standard Already Met
You Deserve Nothing Less