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So Wait
How Did You Come To This Conclusion

I mean havent you noticed how there's never any mention at all of anything feminine

like you know body parts even tho it is kind of smut

Yes But I Suppose I Just Thought Perhaps The Author Was Sadly Uninterested In The General Mechanics Of Female Anatomy

Oh
Wow

right????

I Might Have To Review Both Novels Again From The Beginning
This Could Change Literally Everything

do you know the gender of the author?

I Assumed It Might Have Been A Woman
You Know Just Your Typical Heterosexual Woman More Interested In His Clandestine Workings Than Her Own
But If Noras Gender Is A Ruse Then I Cant Imagine A Female Author Would Have Bothered Concealing The Fact
I Cant Imagine Why Anyone Would Have Anyway

Edited 2013-06-14 05:07 (UTC)

yeah youd think a woman wouldnt have any issue describing bodyparts

but if it was really about gay men then maybe the author is in the closet and doesn't want anyone to know?? like maybe its someone important

[we could start taking bets maybe its the mayor.]

Edited 2013-06-14 05:10 (UTC)

If Were Talking Important Well
No Nevermind
Even With The Rough Handling In The Copulative Scenes The Relationship Is Far Too Imbued With Positive Emotions

[ well her guess didn't go right for the mayor but it was close. ]

now I'm curious

[is it bbury]

Heaven Forbid That I Be The One To Introduce You To Nygborn
Im Hardly An Evangelist So Much As A Far Distant Observer

what is this like bradgenlia

I Dont Know What That Even Means

[ way before her time on earth, dude. ]

That's what everyone called it when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got together. Anyway. Not the point

Oh
In That Case
Yeah Pretty Much
Its The Preferred Name Certain Subsets Have Dubbed A Well-Regarded Caliginous Ship Within The Import Community
Despite The Fact That You Humans Dont Really Do That

Don't really have ships? what humans have you been talking to?

Not The Ships I Was Referring To
But The Practice Of Darker Romances

yeah shipping not like the things in the water but -- like on rumblr or w/e you call it here

whats that about dark tho?

I Know What You Meant
But Its All Quite Complicated And Id Really Rather Not Have To Get Into It
Just Google "Alternian Quadrants" And You Should Be Provided An Explanation
Im Sure Someone On Rumblr Has Already Gone To Great Lengths To Outline The Whole Process
Complete With Sociological Relevancy To Earth Today And Some Of The More Dreadful Xenobiological Speculation

But At This Point Weve Gotten Well Off-Track

oh yeah right so who is it

Nygborn
Its Nygma And Osborn

like norman osborn????

Oh So You Know Him Then

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

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