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[glowsferatu]

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I Know What You Meant
But Its All Quite Complicated And Id Really Rather Not Have To Get Into It
Just Google "Alternian Quadrants" And You Should Be Provided An Explanation
Im Sure Someone On Rumblr Has Already Gone To Great Lengths To Outline The Whole Process
Complete With Sociological Relevancy To Earth Today And Some Of The More Dreadful Xenobiological Speculation

But At This Point Weve Gotten Well Off-Track

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oh yeah right so who is it

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[glowsferatu]

Nygborn
Its Nygma And Osborn

text; eight thousand million years later (or like 10 minutes)

[tesselate]

like norman osborn????

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Oh So You Know Him Then

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i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

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[glowsferatu]

Like I Said Im Not Exactly The Pairings Greatest Evangelist
I Think The Concept Of Humans Even Faintly Grasping How A Kismesissitude Works Is Unlikely At Best
But All The Same One Cant Dismiss The Rumors
Even When She Dated The Girl Most Likely To Have Started Them

Anyway The Points Moot To Begin With
I Sincerely Doubt That Nora Was Meant To Be Edwards Authorial Insert

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Do you think its an Import?

[because we really need to never talk about osborn in this capacity again ever nope.]

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[glowsferatu]

[ that's okay bill, rose is funnier about it anyway. ]

I Dont See Why It Should Have To Be
Its A Big World We Live In

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yeah true it would just make the search easier
its like a great mystery

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[glowsferatu]

Im Sure Theres Someone Who Could Unravel It If They Pulled At The Right Thread

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Ugh I Think I Invited That With Such A Clumsy Metaphor

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it's a good metaphor

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[glowsferatu]

Not When Its Price Is Dropping A Stitch

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are you sewing something?

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[glowsferatu]

Of Course I Am
I Need To Have This Backlog Finished By Tomorrow If Its Going To Be Of Any Use To The Patron Of Each Outfit

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Oh man, that's so cool. I usually just magic my things into existence.

[galaxy tights]

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[glowsferatu]

I Was Able To Do That Once
Back When I First Arrived Here
I Think The Space Manipulation Was A Fair Trade

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Yeah, probably!

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I Doubt Anyone Would Really Pay What I Need If All I Had To Do Was Snap My Fingers Anyway

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It would probably seem a little like cheating

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[glowsferatu]

Yeah Exactly
Especially Considering That The New Outfit Would Have Replaced The One They Were Wearing At The Time

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haha yeah i can see how that would be a problem

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So Ultimately This Method Takes More Effort But At Least It Produces Something Profitable

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Sounds like a good moral to a story.