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If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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Do you have to overanalyze everything?

You're not as bad as you think you are.

[ the short answer to the first part is yes. ]

Whether I Am Or Not Doesnt Mean Making Me Out To Be Better Than I Am Is In Any Way Productive
Better To Acknowledge The Reality And Work With What Is Present
Being Nice Isnt Something I Aspire To
It Isnt What Anything Is About

[ Ugh. ]

Fine. That's useful of you.

There. Happy?

Youre The One Raising A Fuss About It
All I Said Is That Being Nice Has Nothing To Do With My Life
But Sure At Least That One Is Honest

Look. I don't feel like getting in an argument today.

When are you heading to the church?

[ kanaya really doubts that. renee would get into a fight over the drop of a hat, and not even a very good hat. some trucker's hat with the logo for a terrible brand of beer hits the floor and renee's gonna fight about it. but, because someone in this conversation has to passive-aggressively be an adult, kanaya is going to avoid doing just that. who gives a shit about that hat anyway? ]

Sunday Evening For A Start
Who Knows When After

[ hey, no need to insult the hat ]

Okay. Sunday evening. Got it.

[ right, probably best not to leave it underfoot. ]

Would There Be Any Point Inquiring The Nature Of This Aforementioned Gift

[ A pause. ]

What do you want to know?

I Kind Of Just Typed It

What about the nature?

It's just a gift for the holidays. Something small.

Okay
Thats All I Was Wondering

[ that means she's definitely obligated to get one for renee, too. ]

[ And as if right on cue: ]

You don't have to get me anything.

Dont Even Start
If You Wanted To Pull That Genuinely You Wouldnt Have Gotten Me Anything To Begin With

What is wrong with you?

I got you something because I felt like it. That's all. I'm not expecting anything in return.

Well Its Far Too Late For That Now
So I Guess Youll Just Have To Live In Dread Of Whatever I May Present
You Will Be Made To Experience The Fullest Terror Of My Gift Giving

Only you would make such a big deal out of this.

[ Renee should've known better. ]

Listen I Know You Must Be Quaking In Fear At This Very Moment At The Thought
Which Quite Frankly Is A Terribly Embarrassing Display To All Witnesses
But The Simple Fact Of The Matter Is That You Will Be Receiving A Gift And Youll Damn Well Like It
Possibly Despite Yourself

Yeah, I'm shaking in my boots.

What is this, some kind of personal challenge?

Oh Yes
Thats Precisely What This Is
Though Personally Id Forego The Boots
I Cant Imagine The Damage Such Friction Would Do To The Soles

Your concern is touching.

Maybe that's what you should get me. A pair of new boots.

Dont Worry About Making Suggestions
I Have Something In Mind Already

I'd say don't go overboard, but we already established that I should give you a little credit.

Whether Its Overboard Or Not Will Remain To Be Seen
For My Part I Think Its A Rather Simple Procedure

I don't like the sound of that.

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