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[glowsferatu]

If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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[glowsferatu]

Dont Even Start
If You Wanted To Pull That Genuinely You Wouldnt Have Gotten Me Anything To Begin With

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[withamask]

What is wrong with you?

I got you something because I felt like it. That's all. I'm not expecting anything in return.

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[glowsferatu]

Well Its Far Too Late For That Now
So I Guess Youll Just Have To Live In Dread Of Whatever I May Present
You Will Be Made To Experience The Fullest Terror Of My Gift Giving

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[withamask]

Only you would make such a big deal out of this.

[ Renee should've known better. ]

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[glowsferatu]

Listen I Know You Must Be Quaking In Fear At This Very Moment At The Thought
Which Quite Frankly Is A Terribly Embarrassing Display To All Witnesses
But The Simple Fact Of The Matter Is That You Will Be Receiving A Gift And Youll Damn Well Like It
Possibly Despite Yourself

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[withamask]

Yeah, I'm shaking in my boots.

What is this, some kind of personal challenge?

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[glowsferatu]

Oh Yes
Thats Precisely What This Is
Though Personally Id Forego The Boots
I Cant Imagine The Damage Such Friction Would Do To The Soles

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[withamask]

Your concern is touching.

Maybe that's what you should get me. A pair of new boots.

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[glowsferatu]

Dont Worry About Making Suggestions
I Have Something In Mind Already

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[withamask]

I'd say don't go overboard, but we already established that I should give you a little credit.

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[glowsferatu]

Whether Its Overboard Or Not Will Remain To Be Seen
For My Part I Think Its A Rather Simple Procedure

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[withamask]

I don't like the sound of that.

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[glowsferatu]

Perhaps
But You Dont Like The Sound Of Anything

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[withamask]

Why are we friends again?

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[glowsferatu]

There Is A Distinct Possibility That The Cause Is Destiny

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[withamask]

Destiny, huh? Just my luck.

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[glowsferatu]

If Your Luck Bears Any Resemblance To Mine Than That May Also Be It

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[withamask]

That's probably a safe bet.

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[glowsferatu]

Either Way I Need To Start Getting This Ready
So I Should Probably Let You Go

[ because writing on a piece of paper takes so long. but it's better to keep her in suspense. ]

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[withamask]

[ A pause. ]

Right. You do that.

[ Operation Keep Renee in Suspense is a success. ]

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[glowsferatu]

Ill See You On Sunday Then

[ sometimes she enjoys being a shit too much. ]