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[glowsferatu]

If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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[glowsferatu]

Oh I Did That Weeks Ago
Are You Still Sore Over It
Need I Remind You That You First Left It There For Me To Step On

[luckout]

You only glued it to my door 8ecause you actually stepped on it.
That's the only explan8tion for this level of passive aggression.

[She is not going to admit that she forgot about the dice when she left and returned.]

[glowsferatu]

I Can Imagine A Few Which Would Be Perfectly Viable Whether Id Stepped On It Or Not
Because I Almost Certainly Hadnt
But Were That To Have Occurred Than This Reaction You Now Display Would Certainly Balance Such A Momentary Discomfort

[luckout]

You stepped on it! There's a8solutely no way you didn't.

[glowsferatu]

In The Same Way That You Wouldnt Have Began This Message Chain If Not For The Fact That You Had Finally Caught Your Hand On It

[luckout]

That isn't important!!!!!!!!
What's important is that you actually glued something to my door 8ecause you're a passive aggressive 8itch. ::::/

[glowsferatu]

No Whats Important Is That You Had Forgotten That Id Done So
Or Perhaps We Could Discuss What Level Of Behavior Inspired You To Leave It On The Porch To Begin With

[luckout]

You were 8itching a8out me stepping on them all the time.
Thought it'd 8e gr8 if you got a taste of your own medicine.

[glowsferatu]

But It Was Never My Medicine
It Was Your Own From The Beginning
You Were Also The One To Generally Raise The Complaint While Disregarding The Obvious Solution
No Matter How Often I Attempted To Explain How To Avoid It In The Future
So I Dont See Why Youre Blaming Me

[luckout]

I'm 8laming you 8ecause you GLUED the piece of shit to my DOORKNO8.
There was never a pro8lem with my dice 8eing on the floor!

[glowsferatu]

Which You First Deliberately Left For Me To Step On
One Action Leads To The Other Response

[luckout]

Mine wasn't permanent.

[glowsferatu]

Only Because I Took Action And Prevented It From Being So

[luckout]

8y gluing it to my door. Ergo, making it permanent.
Do you even realize you're just talking in circles right now?
Geez, you're dum8.

[glowsferatu]

Youre The One Who Cant Seem To Move Beyond The Matter Of Her Doorknob
Youve Been Leading This Loop From Its Inception

[luckout]

8ecause you 8asically made it unusa8le with your passive aggressive stunt.
I can't even lock the door.

[glowsferatu]

You Can Still Turn The Knob
That Is The Primary Purpose Of It
If You Wanted To Lock It Then Perhaps You Should Consider A Deadbolt
I Could Even Promise Not To Sabotage It

[luckout]

I shouldn't need a dead8olt.
It had a lock and you covered it up. Do you really think I'd 8elieve that you wouldn't mess another lock up if it had one????????

[glowsferatu]

I Have Thus Far Only Sabotaged The One Lock
And That Was Entirely Incidental To The Incident Which Caused It
But Knowing The Area Of The City You Reside In
I Think To Forego A Better Lock Is Unwise
It Is Unseemly For A Thief To Be Robbed

[luckout]

I'm not going to 8e ro88ed!
What kind of idiot would even let that happen? ::::/

[glowsferatu]

Its More Likely Than You Think
It May Happen Even Without You Letting It
I Mean How Many Times Have I Managed To Sneak In Without Your Awareness

[luckout]

Not that many times!!!!!!!!
You only got in 8ecause you know where I live and you wrecked my lock in the first place. Only a few people even know I live here.

[glowsferatu]

Yes But These Are People Who Wont Know Or Care Who You Are
Theyll Simply See A Door Without A Bolt And Decide Its An Easy Target

[luckout]

And they'll decide wrong! 8ecause if I'm home their shit is going to 8e wrecked the minute they try to open that sorry excuse for a door.

[glowsferatu]

Ah But What Happens When You Are Absent
Unambiguous Burglary Is What
This Is Why A Proper Thief Would Study The Site Of Their Next Attempt Prior To Making It
They Dont All Insist On Improvisation Like Yourself