IC Contact

[glowsferatu]

If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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[glowsferatu]

Its More Likely Than You Think
It May Happen Even Without You Letting It
I Mean How Many Times Have I Managed To Sneak In Without Your Awareness

[luckout]

Not that many times!!!!!!!!
You only got in 8ecause you know where I live and you wrecked my lock in the first place. Only a few people even know I live here.

[glowsferatu]

Yes But These Are People Who Wont Know Or Care Who You Are
Theyll Simply See A Door Without A Bolt And Decide Its An Easy Target

[luckout]

And they'll decide wrong! 8ecause if I'm home their shit is going to 8e wrecked the minute they try to open that sorry excuse for a door.

[glowsferatu]

Ah But What Happens When You Are Absent
Unambiguous Burglary Is What
This Is Why A Proper Thief Would Study The Site Of Their Next Attempt Prior To Making It
They Dont All Insist On Improvisation Like Yourself

[luckout]

Are you really trying to lecture me on thieves?
You seem to forget that I'm an expert in that field! My hive is never going to get 8roken into, end of story! I'll 8e sure of that.

[glowsferatu]

Oh Do You Intend To Sit There And Guard It For The Rest Of Your Unlife

[luckout]

You don't need to worry yourself with that!!!!!!!!
I've got a plan.

[glowsferatu]

Do You Now
Dare I Ask What This Plan Involves

[luckout]

It's none of your 8usiness. Don't 8e such a nosy 8usy8ody.

[glowsferatu]

Youre Just Worried That Ill Find A Way To Sabotage It

[luckout]

8ullshit! It's just nothing you need to know a8out.

[glowsferatu]

Youve Done It
Im Utterly Fooled By Your Assertion And Its Lack Of Guile
Your Fearlessness Without Dispute
Clearly The Bullshit Is Present Only On My End And None Can Be Attributed To Yours

[luckout]

It's really none of your 8usiness. I know you want to seem like you're important enough to know.
8ut you aren't! I'd say I'm sorry, 8ut I'm not.

[glowsferatu]

Then Maybe I Just Will Have To Sabotage It Once Ive Deduced Your Secret

[luckout]

If you can! Which I dou8t.

[glowsferatu]

I Think Weve Already Demonstrated The Mistake You Make In Underestimating Me