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[glowsferatu]

If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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[glowsferatu]

No You Shouldnt Have
You Mention An Intention To Set This Imbalance Right
What Do You Expect Would Properly Achieve This

[nitidus]

I propose a two week period of groveling. During that two week period, I also buy you dinner and possibly woo you over the most romantic poetry you will ever read. Masters of Old will roll in their graves, wishing they had the power to write such moving words.

Uh.
Also. I -- well. There was something I wanted to ask you, that I have been late in doing so.

[glowsferatu]

The Groveling May Be A Good Point At Which To Begin
The Space Between My Feet Is Currently Empty
You May Adopt This Measure Immediately
As For The Previous Poetic Masters Let Them Flip And Fuss
Ill Have To Take Your Word For It As I Wouldnt Care To Unearth them To See Directly

I Will Allow The Presentation Of This Inquiry

1/2

[nitidus]

Though you cannot see it now, I am on my knees, about to become prostrate to your message. I could come over so you can see it in person.

[nitidus]

I'm not sure how one goes about this? I suppose in most cases, it is done in person and there is an air of expectation involved.
In troll cases, do you throw a symbol up and wait? I have no idea.
Do you

Hm.
Do you want to be my girlfriend?

1/???

[glowsferatu]

Oh

2/???

[glowsferatu]

I Mean Its Something Of A Sudden Turnaround
Considering The Surrounding Context From Just Prior To Your Inviting This Exchange

3/???

[glowsferatu]

I Guess
I Dont Know
Assuming The Current Strife Is Ended
And You Are Genuine In Your Efforts To Counterbalance It
I Could See Merit In The Adoption Of The Title

okay done

[glowsferatu]

Which Is To Say
Uh
Maybe

[nitidus]

I thought it would be prudent timing given our recent strife. My apology is sincere, however.

Oh.
Just maybe?

[glowsferatu]

By That I Dont Mean To Offend
Its Just
Maybe This Discussion Would Be Better Accomplished In Person

[nitidus]

While I am groveling?

[glowsferatu]

Yes
Yes I Think That Would Be Entirely Acceptable
Such A Sight May Put Me In A Properly Objective Mood From Which I Can Better Answer Your Proposal

[nitidus]

You do drive a hard bargain, Kanaya.

[glowsferatu]

I Have Had A Long Acquaintance With A Thief
It Better Prepares One For Navigating An Exchange To Achieved A More Desirable Result
You Are More Easily Dealt With In Comparison And This Is Saying Something
Will You Require Conveyance

[nitidus]

I do.

I'm not sure how I feel about being likened to Vriska.

[glowsferatu]

It Isnt A Likening Exactly
Not Usually
There Are Some Common Elements Certainly
But In This Conversation Alone Youve Provided Adequate Material For Contrast As Well

[ as rose is reading that, a portal opens in her wall, expanding her own bedroom into kanaya's. kanaya doesn't move from her spot on the bed, remaining there huddled under a blanket with the windows shut and the lights off, providing her own illumination.

she sits there in a long-sleeved black shirt that leaves her shoulders bare, and a pair of tan capris. she is actually, for once, wearing pants! giving rose an expectant look from across the portal, she waits for her to cross over onto her side, holding the threads in place until she does. ]

[nitidus]

[She walks over with a raised eyebrow. COMMON ELEMENTS. She glances behind her to her bedroom -- it's not tidy, but it never is. She can only hope Kanaya closes the the gap before she notices. ]

"Common elements"? Please elaborate.

[glowsferatu]

[ too late, kanaya has had a peek. her own room is comparatively spotless, but she's been spending most of the last two days in it, so she's gotten really annoyed at every single element that had been out of place over that period.

she leans over to one side to look at the room behind rose, her own eyebrow raised. she does not close the portal. ]

Well, to begin, do you ever step on any of the items left sprawled across your floor?

[nitidus]

Absolutely not.

[HA HA HA WHAT IS SHAME. WHY IS THIS GAP STILL OPEN, HOW RUDE KANAYA. ]

It's organized chaos, Kanaya.

[glowsferatu]

[ she gives it one more lingering glance, then finally lets loose her threads, closing the portal. ]

You're sure? I've begun to suspect such things are mere myth, intended to protect their subject from criticism.

But that was a more shallow parallel, anyway.