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If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

The Supply Of An Exact Time Frame May Be Delayed Until It Can Be Determined
If Theres A Certain Range I Should Aim For That Can Be Arranged

[ what about a church thing maybe ]

[ Sounds good! ]

I don't have a preference. Anything's fine.

What do you have planned for the next week or so?

Essentially The Routine You Might Expect
I Have Some Shopping To Finish And Ive Got Work
There Was A Thing I Might Volunteer For

Yeah?

Well The Season Is Always Going To Offer More Opportunities For Charity
One Of The Churches Is Doing A Food Drive
So I Thought I Might Help

That's nice of you.

[ A slight delay. ]

I can meet you there, if you want.

It Isnt About Being Nice [ it's about being useful. ]
But Sure That Would Work

You just can't accept a compliment, can you?

Im Not A Nice Person Renee
You Know This
I Doubt Youd Accept Being Given What A Person Considers A Compliment When Built On A Fallacious Perception

Do you have to overanalyze everything?

You're not as bad as you think you are.

[ the short answer to the first part is yes. ]

Whether I Am Or Not Doesnt Mean Making Me Out To Be Better Than I Am Is In Any Way Productive
Better To Acknowledge The Reality And Work With What Is Present
Being Nice Isnt Something I Aspire To
It Isnt What Anything Is About

[ Ugh. ]

Fine. That's useful of you.

There. Happy?

Youre The One Raising A Fuss About It
All I Said Is That Being Nice Has Nothing To Do With My Life
But Sure At Least That One Is Honest

Look. I don't feel like getting in an argument today.

When are you heading to the church?

[ kanaya really doubts that. renee would get into a fight over the drop of a hat, and not even a very good hat. some trucker's hat with the logo for a terrible brand of beer hits the floor and renee's gonna fight about it. but, because someone in this conversation has to passive-aggressively be an adult, kanaya is going to avoid doing just that. who gives a shit about that hat anyway? ]

Sunday Evening For A Start
Who Knows When After

[ hey, no need to insult the hat ]

Okay. Sunday evening. Got it.

[ right, probably best not to leave it underfoot. ]

Would There Be Any Point Inquiring The Nature Of This Aforementioned Gift

[ A pause. ]

What do you want to know?

I Kind Of Just Typed It

What about the nature?

It's just a gift for the holidays. Something small.

Okay
Thats All I Was Wondering

[ that means she's definitely obligated to get one for renee, too. ]

[ And as if right on cue: ]

You don't have to get me anything.

Dont Even Start
If You Wanted To Pull That Genuinely You Wouldnt Have Gotten Me Anything To Begin With

What is wrong with you?

I got you something because I felt like it. That's all. I'm not expecting anything in return.

Well Its Far Too Late For That Now
So I Guess Youll Just Have To Live In Dread Of Whatever I May Present
You Will Be Made To Experience The Fullest Terror Of My Gift Giving

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