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[glowsferatu]

If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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[crab]

YES I AM AWARE OF HIS PREDILECTIONS AND AS HIS MOIRAIL I'M ALSO AWARE THAT HE'S BEEN GETTING BETTER AT CONTROLLING THEM.
I MEAN THINGS STARTED OUT KIND OF ROCKY AND THEN I GOT MYSELF KILLED AND HE WENT OFF THE RAILS ENTIRELY IN A GLORIOUS EXPLOSIVE TRAINWRECK BUT THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH COMPLETELY MY FAULT FOR BEING AN EMOTIONALLY BLINKERED SELF ABSORBED FUCKHEAD.
COMMUNICATION ISSUES.
IT'S A COMMON PITFALL.
WE TALKED THAT OUT THOUGH AND I'VE MADE AN EFFORT TO BE LESS OF AN IGNORANT DOUCHE AND WE'RE MORE OR LESS OK NOW HE'S NOT GOING TO GO ON A MURDER SPREE BECAUSE I'M NOT SHADOWING HIM AT EVERY TURN.
AND WITH HIS FUCKING FLASHSTEPPING THAT'S A LOT MORE DIFFICULT TO DO THAN YOU'D THINK ANYWAY.



IS IT SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS LONG LIKE IS THAT A USUAL THING.
IT'S NORMAL RIGHT.

[glowsferatu]

Shut Up For A Minute Somethings Not Right

[crab]

OH MY GOD
DID YOU FIND HIM
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING KANAYA
WHAT ISN'T RIGHT
WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH HERE
IS HE OK

[glowsferatu]

Uh
One Moment Please
Maybe Its Simply Slipping Beneath My Notice Theres No Need To Panic

[crab]

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
HOW LONG EXACTLY AM I SUPPOSED TO HOLD ON
HOW LONG AM I SUPPOSED TO GRASP THESE OMINOUS AND CRYPTIC IMPLICATIONS AND STIR THE ANXIETY SLUDGE SLOWLY RISING IN MY SIMMERING MENTAL STEW.

[glowsferatu]

Until Ive Either Discovered His Location Or Give Him Up For Lost I Suppose

[crab]

HE CAN'T HAVE BEEN PORTED OUT
HE HAS TO BE SOMEWHERE HE'S JUST BEING AN ELUSIVE BASTARD
KEEP LOOKING.

[ and like idk... an hour later. ]

KANAYA?

[glowsferatu]

I Havent Ended The Search I Was Only Taken A Momentary Break
I Do Apologize But My Arms Were Growing Weary
Oh Wait Is That
!

[crab]

DID YOU FIND IT???

[glowsferatu]

It Appears That I May Have
Hes Some Six Hundred Miles Or So To The Northeast
I Can Attempt To Retrieve Him If You Believe That Would Be Wise

[crab]

WHAT IN GLOBE SNATCHING PISS GARGLING ALMIGHTY FUCK IS HE DOING THERE
YES I WANT YOU TO RETRIEVE HIM.
WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING.

[glowsferatu]

How Do You Expect Me To Know That Exactly
I Suppose Theres Some Potential In Positing The Question Upon His Arrival
Oh What The Hell

[crab]

WHAT'S GOING WRONG *NOW*

[glowsferatu]

It Isnt Working
The Thread Is Just Before Me But Seems To Lack Any Of The Solidity Necessary For Interaction
I Dont Understand What May Be The Cause Of It But Something Is Amiss

[crab]

HOW CAN IT NOT BE WORKING IT ALWAYS WORKS
WHY IS HE UP THERE AND WHY CAN'T WE GET HIM BACK.
WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME WHERE HE WAS GOING?
HE TELLS ME EVERYTHING EVEN THINGS I DON'T STRICTLY WANT OR NEED TO KNOW.
OR AT LEAST
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT THAT?


DO YOU THINK IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIM.
LIKE I DON'T KNOW SOME WEIRD CLOWN VOODOO BULLSHIT THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T DRAG HIS GROSS CARNIVAL HOPPING ASS BACK HERE.
TRY YOUR POWERS ON SOMETHING ELSE.
SEE IF THEY'RE WORKING PROPERLY.

[glowsferatu]

The Phenomenon Is Definitely Exclusive To Himself
No Other Thread Is Evading My Touch
As For The Reasoning I Could Not Even Dare Speculate
His Thought Processes Are Thoroughly Inexplicable To Me