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[glowsferatu]

If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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[glowsferatu]

Oh Youll Leave Me So Hurt At This Rate
And What Would That Hatred Mean To Them
You Do Realize Humans Lack Any Concept Of Quadrants Dont You
They Only Have The One And They Practice It Oddly
Even Knowing Of Them I Doubt John Would Recognize One In Practice

[luckout]

What if a troll finds it?
May8e Vantas will pay a visit. It's not hard to guess whose immacul8 handwriting that is.

[glowsferatu]

Its Possible He Might Recognize It True
But What Reason Would Ever Inspire Him To Visit You

[luckout]

Ouch. Are you saying he wouldn't want to visit me?
That's harsh!!!!!!!!

[glowsferatu]

Well It Isnt As Though The Two Of You Are Particularly Friendly

[luckout]

8ullshit. We're friends.
8esides, he likes pretending he leads us all and 8ugging me is right up that alley of 8eing leaderly.

[glowsferatu]

Are You Friends
You Know Perhaps I Should Ask Him
I Imagine He May React With Surprise To This Assertion

[luckout]

You know how he is. He 8itches and denies it with almost every8ody.
8ut does he actually mean it? Reeeeeeeeally dou8tful.

[glowsferatu]

Face It Hes Probably Frightened To Death Of You And Thinks Youre A Jerk
And Not Without Reason Might I Remind You

[luckout]

Oh please!!!!!!!! I dou8t he's afraid of me when he's the one running around with a murdering psychopath for a moirail.
That would just 8e stupid.

[glowsferatu]

He Bares A Special Love For Gamzee That He Doesnt Have For You
He Suffers A Very Limited Danger From Him
You Are Another Matter Entirely

[luckout]

I'm not gonna hurt Vantas. He'd 8e stupid if he thought I would.
And this isn't even a8out Karkat, it's a8out the fact you glued something to my door.

[glowsferatu]

Oh I Did That Weeks Ago
Are You Still Sore Over It
Need I Remind You That You First Left It There For Me To Step On

[luckout]

You only glued it to my door 8ecause you actually stepped on it.
That's the only explan8tion for this level of passive aggression.

[She is not going to admit that she forgot about the dice when she left and returned.]

[glowsferatu]

I Can Imagine A Few Which Would Be Perfectly Viable Whether Id Stepped On It Or Not
Because I Almost Certainly Hadnt
But Were That To Have Occurred Than This Reaction You Now Display Would Certainly Balance Such A Momentary Discomfort

[luckout]

You stepped on it! There's a8solutely no way you didn't.

[glowsferatu]

In The Same Way That You Wouldnt Have Began This Message Chain If Not For The Fact That You Had Finally Caught Your Hand On It

[luckout]

That isn't important!!!!!!!!
What's important is that you actually glued something to my door 8ecause you're a passive aggressive 8itch. ::::/

[glowsferatu]

No Whats Important Is That You Had Forgotten That Id Done So
Or Perhaps We Could Discuss What Level Of Behavior Inspired You To Leave It On The Porch To Begin With

[luckout]

You were 8itching a8out me stepping on them all the time.
Thought it'd 8e gr8 if you got a taste of your own medicine.

[glowsferatu]

But It Was Never My Medicine
It Was Your Own From The Beginning
You Were Also The One To Generally Raise The Complaint While Disregarding The Obvious Solution
No Matter How Often I Attempted To Explain How To Avoid It In The Future
So I Dont See Why Youre Blaming Me

[luckout]

I'm 8laming you 8ecause you GLUED the piece of shit to my DOORKNO8.
There was never a pro8lem with my dice 8eing on the floor!

[glowsferatu]

Which You First Deliberately Left For Me To Step On
One Action Leads To The Other Response

[luckout]

Mine wasn't permanent.

[glowsferatu]

Only Because I Took Action And Prevented It From Being So