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[glowsferatu]

If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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[glowsferatu]

Oh
And Here I Thought You Were In Possession Of A Mirror

[luckout]

More passive aggression!!!!!!!! I should 8e so surprised 8y that!
Oh w8, no I shouldn't 8e, 8ecause you are the a8solute cattiest grudge-holder in the history of ever.
God for8id anyone get on your 8ad side 8ecause you will never, ever, eeeeeeeever let it go!

[She is so mad about this door and WHY CAN'T SHE PRY IT OFF which she is in the process of trying right now in between texts.]

[glowsferatu]

The Irony Inherent In Your Need To Contact Me Out Of The Blue To Inform Me Of This Does Not Escape Me
It Is Of Such A Quantity That I Imagine Strider Would Appreciate It So I Should Congratulate You On Such An Accomplishment
But Really Vriska Do Tell Me How You Genuinely Feel

[luckout]

I'm not 8itching at you 8ecause of I grudge I'm 8itching a8out something recent.
8ut you've got so many grudges I 8et you can't even guess what stupid fucking thing you did that I'm referring to.
I 8n't doing shit to get congratul8tions from Strider.

[glowsferatu]

I Dont Catalogue Every Individual Aspect Of Our Affair Vriska
When It Should Be Considered Under Some Nebulous Term Such As A Grudge
For You It Is An Equally Nebulous General Consideration Labelled "Vriska"
Im Afraid Youll Have To Specify If Theres A Particular Grievance You Wish To Air

[luckout]

[It's like five minutes before the next text comes through.]

Ughhhhhhhhh.
No, fuck w8 that was nine instead of eight.
Wh8tever.
What the h8ll did you att8ch this die to my door w8th, magical fucking sp8ce glue????????

[glowsferatu]

[ it takes her about ten minutes to respond, as she'd started laughing hard enough that aradia came into the room to see what was going on, and she had to convince her that not only it wasn't vriska, but come up with a joke funny enough to explain it.

unfortunately, the joke she came up with was subpar at best. ]

Yes
Yes Exactly That
Only Its Generally Referred To As Epoxy
Though I Would Expect Magical Fucking Space Glue To Be A More Marketable Brand

[luckout]

[Those ten minutes are spent struggling more before she just decides to disassembled the entire fucking thing because it's a lost cause and already broke a nail on it.]

You epoxied a d4 to my door.
Are y8u serio8s.
You are so mature I am just fla88ergasted!!!!!!!!
Did you have that crap lying around or should I 8e flattered that you w8sted your precious 8oon8ucks just so you could permanently glue something to my hive.
Inquiring minds need to know how desper8 you were to leave a permanent fixture of your presence in my face!

[glowsferatu]

Dont You Mean Hand
Unless You Turn The Knob With Your Mouth
But Knowing You I Suppose I Couldnt Rule Such A Maneuver Out

[luckout]

I don't know, you tell me.
You're the one who keeps stalking my hive to leave sticky notes on my door.

[glowsferatu]

Only Because You Continually Respond To Them
Dont Pretend This Has Been Anything Less Than An Exchange As Yet

[luckout]

What if I stopped responding?
Then you would still show up 8ecause you'd 8e w8ing for me to respond.
The fact that you keep coming 8ack to check says everything.

[glowsferatu]

Please It Isnt As Though Im The Only One
Tell Me Vriska How Often In A Day Do You Glance Outside Your Door In Order To See If The Exchange Has Progressed
Or Do You Find Some Task Which Puts You In The Vicinity In Order To Provide Yourself An Internal Excuse

[luckout]

I leave my house all the time, 8ut I can promise you it isn't to check out the shitty collection of passive aggressive h8 notes on my door!
Which, for some8ody who wants to 8e so secretive a8out this whole affair, this sure doesn't plead your case.
In fact, if I had to put a la8el on it I would say this is a 8latant shrine of 8lack solicit8tion to me, on display for the world to see.
How do you feel a8out that, Kanaya?

[glowsferatu]

One Might Hypothetically Raise Two Of Her Own Inquiries In Response
The First Involving What Popularity The Knowledge Of Your Hives Location Has And The Number Of Other Visitors You Receive
And The Second Being Whether It Is A Fondness For Considering The Decoration In Such A Pitch Which Inspires You To Leave It Intact
Or Maybe Just Laziness

[luckout]

Eg8ert visits, and it 8n't that far away from the rest of civiliz8tion. Pretty sure I've caught people staring it 8efore.
Take a wild guess on the second one and may8e I'll answer if you're right.

[glowsferatu]

So In Summary Your Answers Are No One Who Would Recognize The Maneuvers Genuine Nature And Indubitable Laziness

[luckout]

"Genuine nature" hahaha, right. Yeah, no8ody can look at that and think wow whoever is writing these notes really h8 each other.
8ingo, laziness was the right answer. 8ut you don't get a prize.

[glowsferatu]

Oh Youll Leave Me So Hurt At This Rate
And What Would That Hatred Mean To Them
You Do Realize Humans Lack Any Concept Of Quadrants Dont You
They Only Have The One And They Practice It Oddly
Even Knowing Of Them I Doubt John Would Recognize One In Practice

[luckout]

What if a troll finds it?
May8e Vantas will pay a visit. It's not hard to guess whose immacul8 handwriting that is.

[glowsferatu]

Its Possible He Might Recognize It True
But What Reason Would Ever Inspire Him To Visit You

[luckout]

Ouch. Are you saying he wouldn't want to visit me?
That's harsh!!!!!!!!

[glowsferatu]

Well It Isnt As Though The Two Of You Are Particularly Friendly

[luckout]

8ullshit. We're friends.
8esides, he likes pretending he leads us all and 8ugging me is right up that alley of 8eing leaderly.

[glowsferatu]

Are You Friends
You Know Perhaps I Should Ask Him
I Imagine He May React With Surprise To This Assertion