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[glowsferatu]

If it should happen that you've been presented with this recording, then the likelihood that my availability would allow me to attend to your message is quite thoroughly absent. Luckily, you are fully capable of leaving your own recording in reply to this one, and should I not find myself so busy in the future I may have opportunity to hear it and adopt the appropriate reaction. Of course, there's only one method you can employ to discover if this duty will be ultimately fulfilled, so there's little need to waste time avoiding it. Mind the beep.

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[glowsferatu]

Dont You Mean Hand
Unless You Turn The Knob With Your Mouth
But Knowing You I Suppose I Couldnt Rule Such A Maneuver Out

[luckout]

I don't know, you tell me.
You're the one who keeps stalking my hive to leave sticky notes on my door.

[glowsferatu]

Only Because You Continually Respond To Them
Dont Pretend This Has Been Anything Less Than An Exchange As Yet

[luckout]

What if I stopped responding?
Then you would still show up 8ecause you'd 8e w8ing for me to respond.
The fact that you keep coming 8ack to check says everything.

[glowsferatu]

Please It Isnt As Though Im The Only One
Tell Me Vriska How Often In A Day Do You Glance Outside Your Door In Order To See If The Exchange Has Progressed
Or Do You Find Some Task Which Puts You In The Vicinity In Order To Provide Yourself An Internal Excuse

[luckout]

I leave my house all the time, 8ut I can promise you it isn't to check out the shitty collection of passive aggressive h8 notes on my door!
Which, for some8ody who wants to 8e so secretive a8out this whole affair, this sure doesn't plead your case.
In fact, if I had to put a la8el on it I would say this is a 8latant shrine of 8lack solicit8tion to me, on display for the world to see.
How do you feel a8out that, Kanaya?

[glowsferatu]

One Might Hypothetically Raise Two Of Her Own Inquiries In Response
The First Involving What Popularity The Knowledge Of Your Hives Location Has And The Number Of Other Visitors You Receive
And The Second Being Whether It Is A Fondness For Considering The Decoration In Such A Pitch Which Inspires You To Leave It Intact
Or Maybe Just Laziness

[luckout]

Eg8ert visits, and it 8n't that far away from the rest of civiliz8tion. Pretty sure I've caught people staring it 8efore.
Take a wild guess on the second one and may8e I'll answer if you're right.

[glowsferatu]

So In Summary Your Answers Are No One Who Would Recognize The Maneuvers Genuine Nature And Indubitable Laziness

[luckout]

"Genuine nature" hahaha, right. Yeah, no8ody can look at that and think wow whoever is writing these notes really h8 each other.
8ingo, laziness was the right answer. 8ut you don't get a prize.

[glowsferatu]

Oh Youll Leave Me So Hurt At This Rate
And What Would That Hatred Mean To Them
You Do Realize Humans Lack Any Concept Of Quadrants Dont You
They Only Have The One And They Practice It Oddly
Even Knowing Of Them I Doubt John Would Recognize One In Practice

[luckout]

What if a troll finds it?
May8e Vantas will pay a visit. It's not hard to guess whose immacul8 handwriting that is.

[glowsferatu]

Its Possible He Might Recognize It True
But What Reason Would Ever Inspire Him To Visit You

[luckout]

Ouch. Are you saying he wouldn't want to visit me?
That's harsh!!!!!!!!

[glowsferatu]

Well It Isnt As Though The Two Of You Are Particularly Friendly

[luckout]

8ullshit. We're friends.
8esides, he likes pretending he leads us all and 8ugging me is right up that alley of 8eing leaderly.

[glowsferatu]

Are You Friends
You Know Perhaps I Should Ask Him
I Imagine He May React With Surprise To This Assertion

[luckout]

You know how he is. He 8itches and denies it with almost every8ody.
8ut does he actually mean it? Reeeeeeeeally dou8tful.

[glowsferatu]

Face It Hes Probably Frightened To Death Of You And Thinks Youre A Jerk
And Not Without Reason Might I Remind You

[luckout]

Oh please!!!!!!!! I dou8t he's afraid of me when he's the one running around with a murdering psychopath for a moirail.
That would just 8e stupid.

[glowsferatu]

He Bares A Special Love For Gamzee That He Doesnt Have For You
He Suffers A Very Limited Danger From Him
You Are Another Matter Entirely

[luckout]

I'm not gonna hurt Vantas. He'd 8e stupid if he thought I would.
And this isn't even a8out Karkat, it's a8out the fact you glued something to my door.

[glowsferatu]

Oh I Did That Weeks Ago
Are You Still Sore Over It
Need I Remind You That You First Left It There For Me To Step On

[luckout]

You only glued it to my door 8ecause you actually stepped on it.
That's the only explan8tion for this level of passive aggression.

[She is not going to admit that she forgot about the dice when she left and returned.]

[glowsferatu]

I Can Imagine A Few Which Would Be Perfectly Viable Whether Id Stepped On It Or Not
Because I Almost Certainly Hadnt
But Were That To Have Occurred Than This Reaction You Now Display Would Certainly Balance Such A Momentary Discomfort