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[tucky]

i talked to your alien freind at the hotel party

are there a lot of you here i thot it was just you

[glowsferatu]

there are two others besides myself
and plenty of other species im not a part of
was it the dreadfully young surly yellow one or the slightly older shouty grey one

[tucky]

he was a little bit shouty i guess he was gray thogh he was definitly your species

[glowsferatu]

that sounds like karkat
we are all gray on the surface really but hes much more monochromatic about it
you neednt worry though hes entirely harmless
just a large curmudgeon in a relatively small package

[tucky]

i was'nt worried i ain't scared of kids





why do you write like that

Like This with the green

[glowsferatu]

perhaps but theyre alien kids
people tend to be weird about us
especially when "harmless" isnt exactly standard

its a cultural holdover
a small practice left as a relic for a dead world
is this easier for you

[tucky]

its ok the other way was'nt hard

its just green right

[glowsferatu]

jade in particular
its meant to match the color of my blood

[tucky]

oh

[There's a pause as she fiddles around with her phone, trying to figure something out.]

ok

[glowsferatu]

[ Tiffany. That's fucking adorable. ]

you dont have to do it as well
as i said its a holdover from my world
it would be a little pointless if everyone on earth did the same since your species lacks any variety in its hemochroma to arrange your society by
actually i think it may just be your world in general
everything on earth bleeds red it seems
and ive seen plenty of that blood

[tucky]

yea even animals have red blood

even bugs have red blood

whats hemochroma

[glowsferatu]

hemochroma are the components in blood molecules that determine its color

but its the bugs that surprise me the most
physiologically i probably have more in common than any mammals
and yet it isnt even just the mosquitoes
it makes plenty of sense for mosquitoes

[tucky]

cuz mosquitoes drink human blood right

i think its just that all blood is red on earth no matter what

[glowsferatu]

ugh
i cant imagine how they expect anyone to drink that
it becomes so dreadfully boring

[tucky]

most people are not vampires

[glowsferatu]

while this is certainly true
it is also just as true that im not most people
though i suppose its a bit ridiculous to expect an entire world to evolve in a manner that specifically caters to me
like an intergalactic traveler trying to play the role of a restaurant critic

[tucky]

sure i guess so

do you suck a lot of blood here

[glowsferatu]

i take very few of my meals directly lately
but thats not unlike asking if youve breathed a great deal of air on this world
though you probably do that quite a bit more frequently

[tucky]

yea but breathing and eating are different so its more like asking if i eat a great deal of food on this world

[glowsferatu]

i relent your metaphor is far more apt
as i imagine you arent starving yourself you can probably assume that im not either

[tucky]

your not starving yourself from sat vocabulary words either

[glowsferatu]

i dont think vocabulary words would really know how to sit
whatever weird metaphor youre employing here has entirely lost me

[tucky]

i mean sat like the sats





SATs

[glowsferatu]

okay
what is that

[tucky]

tests for college