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[glowsferatu]

[ Tiffany. That's fucking adorable. ]

you dont have to do it as well
as i said its a holdover from my world
it would be a little pointless if everyone on earth did the same since your species lacks any variety in its hemochroma to arrange your society by
actually i think it may just be your world in general
everything on earth bleeds red it seems
and ive seen plenty of that blood

[tucky]

yea even animals have red blood

even bugs have red blood

whats hemochroma

[glowsferatu]

hemochroma are the components in blood molecules that determine its color

but its the bugs that surprise me the most
physiologically i probably have more in common than any mammals
and yet it isnt even just the mosquitoes
it makes plenty of sense for mosquitoes

[tucky]

cuz mosquitoes drink human blood right

i think its just that all blood is red on earth no matter what

[glowsferatu]

ugh
i cant imagine how they expect anyone to drink that
it becomes so dreadfully boring

[tucky]

most people are not vampires

[glowsferatu]

while this is certainly true
it is also just as true that im not most people
though i suppose its a bit ridiculous to expect an entire world to evolve in a manner that specifically caters to me
like an intergalactic traveler trying to play the role of a restaurant critic

[tucky]

sure i guess so

do you suck a lot of blood here

[glowsferatu]

i take very few of my meals directly lately
but thats not unlike asking if youve breathed a great deal of air on this world
though you probably do that quite a bit more frequently

[tucky]

yea but breathing and eating are different so its more like asking if i eat a great deal of food on this world

[glowsferatu]

i relent your metaphor is far more apt
as i imagine you arent starving yourself you can probably assume that im not either

[tucky]

your not starving yourself from sat vocabulary words either

[glowsferatu]

i dont think vocabulary words would really know how to sit
whatever weird metaphor youre employing here has entirely lost me

[tucky]

i mean sat like the sats





SATs

[glowsferatu]

okay
what is that

[tucky]

tests for college

[glowsferatu]

oh

[ Those two letters on their own don't convey the way her nose wrinkled at the answer. She'll need more for that. ]

if i were even marginally concerned with the trivial measurements of earths wholly inadequate academia i might not have quit the entire process two years ago to apply my time in better ways
any occurrence within my diction of whatever vocabulary this SAT recognizes is entirely coincidental

[tucky]

aliens can be drop outs?

did you have high school on your planet

[glowsferatu]

we didnt
but when youre 14 the fact that youre an alien is immaterial to the people who think you should be schoolfed
and when youre new to the planet anyway you begin to think that maybe there could be some merit to learning more about it
so i endured two years before i grew tired of it
by then i had to provide the primary income for my compatriots so there were far more pressing areas for my time to be focused

[tucky]

i dont blame you, i got sick of it way before that



or maybe that was just after middle school. elamentry school was ok.

[glowsferatu]

i dont imagine i could speak to what earlier forms would look like if theres any differentiation
but its possible that we simply have less mind to complain when we are younger

[tucky]

less work and recess

on the playgrond and shit

[glowsferatu]

so they dont bother teaching anything and just keep try to keep you occupied instead
i suppose if theres one way set ones expectations or the future that would do it

[tucky]

we learned plenty of stuff it was just less pressure

[glowsferatu]

and what age was this