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[heavyhitter]

ur ruinong my hilarious joke

[glowsferatu]

hi my name is kanaya maryam have you met me before
people often mistake me for lacking a sense of humor because i dont laugh at weak jokes
perhaps your game could use some work

[heavyhitter]

excuse u im HILARIOUS sorry u cant aprpeciate it

[glowsferatu]

ah yes i see thats a very funny joke
to clarify i mean the one you just told and not the one that opened this correspondence

[heavyhitter]

wait i know what tihs is
i see why u hate joy
r u sad um hanging out witht all these hot zombues and not u?

[glowsferatu]

dont be silly
ive had a strict regimen of hating joy worked into my daily routine for years now
that has nothing to do with you whatsoever

[heavyhitter]

that sok i forgive u and like ua nyway

[glowsferatu]

do me a favor and dont even jokingly forgive me
its off putting

[ he hates free forgiveness, even when it's fake. was it guilt that made her break it off with rose, or just that she was too quick to forgive? she isn't sure the two can be considered separately. ]

[heavyhitter]

haha god what r u chatolic
surry if u were usnig that guilt u can have it back

[glowsferatu]

chatolicism sounds like an addiction to talk
probably talking about guilt
maybe i am a recovering chatolic then
im simply weary of having empty forgiveness thrown my way at the alarming frequency it has been lately

[heavyhitter]

god CATHOLIC* ugh
anywa yyyy thats a fucked up way to looka ty it

[glowsferatu]

maybe i prefer chatolic
it amuses me
and just whats so fucked up about it

[heavyhitter]

thats just saying u should still be mad at m@@@£rf@! got it
at somene, no matter if theyre sick of doing mad or not. selfish1!

[glowsferatu]

there are some things that we should be mad about
and to say "still" implies they were ever mad at all instead of immediately jumping to forgiveness as if whatever slight never really mattered
some things really should matter
they cant just be brushed aside

[heavyhitter]

man u cant tell people waht tehyre supposed to feel
i mean u CAN u can sure try, but fuck u if u do

[glowsferatu]

it isnt about telling them what to feel
its what goes undone when they coddle everything the way they do
everyone is so afraid to make enemies that theyll be overly nice to the worst people
leaving themselves vulnerable to be taken advantage of
and when they have they just brush it off

maybe it doesnt bother you because youre planning to take advantage of it at some point in the future
but personally i wouldnt like to see us erode to little more than the evil the weak and the apathetic

[heavyhitter]

that is waaayyyy oo much text id idnt sign up for this

[glowsferatu]

you sent me a text
signing your acceptance of "this" is implicit in that act

[heavyhitter]

i watn out of this contract

[glowsferatu]

im afraid its legally binding
i could have my lawyer go over the details with you

[ she keeps making this joke, and she still doesn't have a lawyer. ]

[heavyhitter]

uuuggggh
i gess thers worse fates
but im not going to read miles of prety green text just gonna ignore n pretend u said something better

[glowsferatu]

so no matter what i say or however valid my points may be
all you will get from it is "ramir is such an exceptionally impressive individual and i have no desire whatsoever to punch her in the mouth"

1/2

[heavyhitter]

n omore like
oh fuck hang on

i'm so glad i have this homestuck font add on installed that i never use

[heavyhitter]

Ramir Is Such An Exceptionally Impressive Individual And I Will Admit I Would Love To Try To Punch Her In The Mouth And Probably Fail Then Then Kiss It Instead Out Of Frustration

it's just so useful for basically everything, and then sometimes homestuck

[glowsferatu]

it isntt my fault your head is apparently as dense as a brick of titanium
you at least have to admit thats complete bullshit