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[heavyhitter]

that is waaayyyy oo much text id idnt sign up for this

[glowsferatu]

you sent me a text
signing your acceptance of "this" is implicit in that act

[heavyhitter]

i watn out of this contract

[glowsferatu]

im afraid its legally binding
i could have my lawyer go over the details with you

[ she keeps making this joke, and she still doesn't have a lawyer. ]

[heavyhitter]

uuuggggh
i gess thers worse fates
but im not going to read miles of prety green text just gonna ignore n pretend u said something better

[glowsferatu]

so no matter what i say or however valid my points may be
all you will get from it is "ramir is such an exceptionally impressive individual and i have no desire whatsoever to punch her in the mouth"

1/2

[heavyhitter]

n omore like
oh fuck hang on

i'm so glad i have this homestuck font add on installed that i never use

[heavyhitter]

Ramir Is Such An Exceptionally Impressive Individual And I Will Admit I Would Love To Try To Punch Her In The Mouth And Probably Fail Then Then Kiss It Instead Out Of Frustration

it's just so useful for basically everything, and then sometimes homestuck

[glowsferatu]

it isntt my fault your head is apparently as dense as a brick of titanium
you at least have to admit thats complete bullshit

oh no, i was so excited i typod D:

[heavyhitter]

nope seems acurate to me

oh shit im still kayanan

ramir was too drunk to kanaya, but also, so did i :c

[glowsferatu]

i was talking about the density of your head
thats what i think is bullshit
ive never thrown a less satisfying punch in my unlife

and dont think that mere jade coloring is going to do that job for you
youll have to grow at least half a foot first

support group :c

[heavyhitter]

my headsity is graet thanks
are u sure u dont just have nooodle arms to match ur noodle height

also HEY that means the rest wastn bullshit huh

[heavyhitter]

(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)

sad typos anonymous

[glowsferatu]

[ motherfucker typing a motherfucking emote in her goddamned blood color the nerve of some fucking people ]

what if i dropped you from a very tall building
do you think that would hurt

[heavyhitter]

i dont see a no

[glowsferatu]

what would the point be of denying it anyway
we are agreed thats what you want to hear me say
but the likelihood of me actually doing so is only in the favor of one of your statements three parts

[heavyhitter]

wait what
one more time but in like noncomplicated engilsuh

[glowsferatu]

fine let me put it this way
lets play a game of two lies and a truth
youve already provided the statement to be scrutinized

[heavyhitter]

ohhhhh see u shouve just said that the first time
why do u ise like 50 words wehn 2 is fine god

[glowsferatu]

i like words im good friends with them
why are you so averse to reading

[heavyhitter]

no time for it

[glowsferatu]

what do you have other criminal ventures to be employed by or vampires to nag
im almost definitely far busier than you are most days

[heavyhitter]

wel i do have TWO jobs
two super legal jbos
im a pretty busy lady

also i dont nag my other vampre just u ur that special

[glowsferatu]

so youve just been going about collecting us then
but need i remind you that the nagging comes at the cost of the words
you cant have one without the other

[heavyhitter]

yes
also u know m staring to take offense at """"nagging""""
i gie shit i dont nag, nag sounds like more ur job