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sad typos anonymous

[glowsferatu]

[ motherfucker typing a motherfucking emote in her goddamned blood color the nerve of some fucking people ]

what if i dropped you from a very tall building
do you think that would hurt

[heavyhitter]

i dont see a no

[glowsferatu]

what would the point be of denying it anyway
we are agreed thats what you want to hear me say
but the likelihood of me actually doing so is only in the favor of one of your statements three parts

[heavyhitter]

wait what
one more time but in like noncomplicated engilsuh

[glowsferatu]

fine let me put it this way
lets play a game of two lies and a truth
youve already provided the statement to be scrutinized

[heavyhitter]

ohhhhh see u shouve just said that the first time
why do u ise like 50 words wehn 2 is fine god

[glowsferatu]

i like words im good friends with them
why are you so averse to reading

[heavyhitter]

no time for it

[glowsferatu]

what do you have other criminal ventures to be employed by or vampires to nag
im almost definitely far busier than you are most days

[heavyhitter]

wel i do have TWO jobs
two super legal jbos
im a pretty busy lady

also i dont nag my other vampre just u ur that special

[glowsferatu]

so youve just been going about collecting us then
but need i remind you that the nagging comes at the cost of the words
you cant have one without the other

[heavyhitter]

yes
also u know m staring to take offense at """"nagging""""
i gie shit i dont nag, nag sounds like more ur job

[glowsferatu]

sorry whatever words you just typed seem to have rearranged themselves instead as "blah blah blah nag nag nag"
you know when the shit being given is regarding the improper use of terminology theres a specific word to describe it dont you

[heavyhitter]

what
are we alking terminology
my memory only goes as far back as why does kaaanya talk forever

[glowsferatu]

that comeback is more effective when it isnt literally what i just said to you
and yes you were taking issue over the term "nagging"

[heavyhitter]

oh that yeah
no im just saying ur wrong its not temerinationlgy

[ no that is totally 'temerinationlgy', but she's drunk, so of course she's right ]

[glowsferatu]

temerinationlgy
im pretty sure whatever word you were trying for there isnt even a word
sorry that im not actually wrong at all

[heavyhitter]

termeont
ternony
termonyonlyg

yeah ttats about right

[glowsferatu]

termination
turpentine
termitarium!!
that must be it

i do believe ive finally decoded your meaning
and yes i should certainly hope it isnt a termitarium
i imagine the little crawlers would get absolutely everywhere

[heavyhitter]

oh fguckin ewwwwww
u made me look up termeints in vegas i hope ur hapyp

[glowsferatu]

im sorry to hear that las vegas is so terribly infested
perhaps you should suspend yourself from the ceiling as you sleep
because theyll almost definitely eat the bed

[heavyhitter]

gsnkgsfFFFGSJ DONT SAy that!!!!

[glowsferatu]

too late its been said already!!
the idea has been put out into the universe and somewhere theres a colony of termites listening to it and thinking "oh what a wonderful weekend activity"
theyre on their way already for you ana
cant you just feel them crawling up your neck

[heavyhitter]

sttooooooop kantatyaaa stotpsopppp YES IC AN

[glowsferatu]

ill stop the psychosomatic torture for now
but just remember
these are my earth-born brethren and they are watching you

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