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done

[shuckit]

what do i do

done

[glowsferatu]

are you calm
if youre not then calm down
thats the first step

[shuckit]

i'm calm. i'm fine. [ he's not that calm. ]

we didn't have dates in the glade. or, i dunno, i didn't.

[glowsferatu]

first dates are always the most complicated
you have to be careful not to let it descend into a comedy of errors
first thing if youre going to dress up make sure both of you know to dress up
otherwise one of you may be all decked out while the other looks like a slob
its embarrassing

second avoid alcohol at all costs
no exceptions

third if shes late then pay attention
dont get nervous dress down again and accidentally fall asleep waiting
thats stupid and only stupid people do that
try actually calling her instead
make sure she isnt drinking

fourth avoid stairs
they are less dangerous if you havent been drinking
but dont say i never warned you about stairs

oh right and last this one is the most important
its a date right
youve both agreed that its a date
make sure she knows it a date

[shuckit]

i don't think teresa dresses up much. i mean, neither of us remember much before the glade, and we never dressed up in the glade, so i think we're okay? lydia said wear a nice shirt.

no alcohol. okay.

i'm meeting up with her in heropa first so i think we're cool on the being late thing? i mean, unless she's not at her house? what do i do if she's not at her house? i don't think she drinks anyway. alcohol. she drinks water.

stairs..............

yes. she said date. we both said date.