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[glowsferatu]

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[egohalfempty]

kanaya

i am learning new, horrifying things about cat pensies (penii?)
or man-cat dong, anyway




with a real cat
sitting on my lap

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[glowsferatu]

This Is Not The Sort Of Text One Expects To Come Home To

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[egohalfempty]

sorry but i had to share the horror with SOMEONE

barbs can't be pleasant!
and his tongue is like sandpaper

SANDPAPER SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED IN CERTAIN PLACES

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[glowsferatu]

That Depends On How Youre Intending To Use It
Cyd What The Hell Do You Even Have Planned For This Cat

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[egohalfempty]

please don't elaborate.

and i kind of want to toss it out the window
'cause it's making me sneeze and my eyes are watering
but it's looking at me


and purring

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[glowsferatu]

Okay Good Thats Much Better Than What I Feared You Meant

Why Dont You Just
Push It Off

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[egohalfempty]

i basically have no resistance to puppy-dog eyes
or the cat equivalent




(or, let's face it, the human equivalent)

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[glowsferatu]

I Suppose I Can Understand That
Theyre All Pretty Awful Arent They

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[egohalfempty]

tell me about it!
you would not believe some of the things i've let slide because of them

what about you?

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[glowsferatu]

Well I Just Meant Cats
But Yeah In Retrospect The Other Part Is Also True

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[egohalfempty]

unfortunately.
but you can tell me your cat stories instead, if you want.

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[glowsferatu]

I Have A Poor Habit Of Adopting The Pets Of Missing Friends
Thats Really All The Story Is

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[egohalfempty]

...oh.

i can change the topic, if you want.

ps: at least you're not taking in stray people. trust me.

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[glowsferatu]

Not For Lack Of Trying
But They Were No Good For Me Either When It Came To It

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[egohalfempty]

Mine just kind of followed me home.
more or less

but it was still a mess.

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[glowsferatu]

Wait That Isnt The Cat Youre Referring To Is It
How Do People Just Follow You Home

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[egohalfempty]

wait I thought YOU were done talking about cats too

and uh.
it's easy?
they just show up on your doorstep one day.
and don't... leave.

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[glowsferatu]

I Never Said We Had To Stop
You Just Offered To

But Your Strays Cant Have Been Strangers During This Following Could They
No Matter The Depth Of Your Compassion I Cant Imagine That Working Out

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[egohalfempty]

ugh i think i'd rather talk about cats. alarming anatomy and all.

but since you asked
i guess it depends on how you define "stranger"...?

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[glowsferatu]

Did You Know The Person Before This Happened
Is There Any Other Way To Define It

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[egohalfempty]

let's say you
gamed with someone
8, 10 hours a day
but never saw their face

until it was... in your face

does that count?

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[glowsferatu]

Actually
No Not As A Stranger
That Situation Isnt As Hypothetical Or Singular As You Might Have Expected

[egohalfempty]

tell that to my therapist.
ex-therapist.

but seriously? i thought i was kind of a weird for making friends online
(i guess it is still weird to let them live with me though)

[glowsferatu]

I Met My Last Girlfriend Through Electronic Means
And The One Before That Come To Think Of It
Really If You Count The Network As Such A Means Almost Everyone I Know Ive Met Online
Including Those From My World I Now Share An Abode With

[egohalfempty]

well when you put it like that... !

all my friends back home were people I met through The Game
even the last two
uh
guys??? in my life

but still. how well do you really know someone when you've never had an RL conversation? i'd like to think mic-chat and network posts count, but...