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[glowsferatu]

shinji ikari dont you dare

[lastnerv]

kidding!

i mean i couldnt even afford a shack in the woods right now

[glowsferatu]

what was it you were saying before about jokes needing to strain belief to properly count

[lastnerv]

im not THAT bad anymore




right?

[glowsferatu]

youve certainly come a long way from when i first knew you
but i dont know that youre quite there just yet

[lastnerv]

its a process

im still figuring everything

but ill try to make my jokes more obvious in the future like "hey kanaya should I start typing in my blood color or is that culturally insensitive"

[glowsferatu]

of course i know its a process
im not faulting you in any way for being in the midst of the process
i dont think any of us actually complete the process until we finally die

also you might be surprised how often i have seen someone genuinely and sincerely say that
not that i think you would

[lastnerv]

i lost my humanity and merged with what i think was god that kind of counts as dying right?

and im probably not surprised who doesnt love copying alien cultures

besides what would i even do with light blue text

[glowsferatu]

revel in the gimmick i imagine

anyway i think your question illustrates the important difference between dying and being dead
the inbetweens dont really count in that context
we still have to continue unliving

[lastnerv]

youre one to talk youre an expert on unliving

[glowsferatu]

thats exactly why i know what im talking about shinji

[lastnerv]

ill have to accept your vampiric wisdom then

except for the parts about blood drinking

[glowsferatu]

oh of course except for the part i obviously know best from experience
yeah just leave out all that useful knowledge that people should know
what happens when someone bites you and suddenly youre hungry but cant sate yourself
i bet youll be sorry then

[lastnerv]

kanaya i cant be an angel AND a vampire

thats just stupid

id explode on the spot from how little sense that makes

[glowsferatu]

im an alien and a vampire and i have had no issues with my existential constitution
i dont see why a vampangel would
maybe you need to step up your game