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[glowsferatu]

so should i open it now
or does etiquette demand i wait until friday
this is my fifth christmas now and i still dont properly get it

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[notyourfathersosborn]

It's up to you if you want to wait or not

Either or is fine with me

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[glowsferatu]

[ Fifteen minutes later. ]

so
these are interesting
i dont suppose id realized how enterprising you were
but probably i should have guessed

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[notyourfathersosborn]

I might have dabbled in superhero tech support back home
I wasn't exactly sure what you did with that costume, so I went broad
Everything is nonlethal.

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[glowsferatu]

thats quite alright
im well equipped for lethal measures already so an expansion of my alternatives is welcome

The flashbang grenades are a bit funny though
considering who youve given them to

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[notyourfathersosborn]

I don't deal in lethal weapons.
Unless we're talking about the movie and its sequels.
That joke was awful. I'm sorry.

Oh? I honestly don't know your skillset. I don't think we've ever talked abotu it before.

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[glowsferatu]

[ Was that a movie? With sequels? She's half-tempted to ask if it's any good, but decides it would strain an already overtaxed joke. ]

im bioluminescent
one of the perks gained from my undeath
its not a constant thing since i learned how to shut it off but no less a thing
still im sure ill find a useful application for these
especially if anything like earlier this month should recur

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[notyourfathersosborn]

Haha whoops I had no idea
At least you could use them for the "bang" part?

Well there's always the next Swear-In
Something always seems to happen then

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[glowsferatu]

do they have an auditory component as well
i suppose that will be a bonus
we will have to see what use i get from them in the future

[notyourfathersosborn]

Yeah, when they detonate they let out a blinding light, and a loud bang. It's meant to disorient whoever you threw it at, but it won't hurt them.

Hopefully you don't have to use them at all. Perfect world and all that.
Except I think we both know we don't live in one of those.