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[heavyhitter]

do u need a jailbreak
would u die in the event of a jailbreak

[glowsferatu]

if it were that easy id just steal a wheelchair
probably best that i let it heal at this stupid standard rate

[heavyhitter]

ugh thats shitty
broken leg or what?

[glowsferatu]

i was shot
a bit
fractures relatively minor but they did a fair amount of damage to the meat

the painkillers are amazing
i dont know why i dont use them more often

[heavyhitter]

[ holy shit Kanaya's on painkillers
she really wishes she were in the mood for fucking with that. sigh. ]

jeez
at least ull get a badass scar right

[glowsferatu]

the odds are for it
at least it happened the last time i had to heal an injury like this without my powers
no more skirts above the ankle for me

[heavyhitter]

opaque tights got ur back

[glowsferatu]

or maybe liberal amounts of concealer
im actually fond of my legs i have great legs i dont want to cover them indefinitely
most of my other scars are in spots no one will see anyway
this one just has to be more difficult

[heavyhitter]

[ dammit she went into this in a shitty mood and now that's just not working out
kanaya on painkillers is too good ]

id still hit on u with ur hideously scarred leg out and about

[glowsferatu]

but how much does that actually mean
i could be literally rotting and youd probably say something like
"yes girl that is something kinky you are doing at this moment right now"
be honest ana
be honest

[heavyhitter]

oh my god try that again but make it something i might actually say in this lifetime

[glowsferatu]

"you have a pulse or dont and i am buying whatever is being sold at this shop
i didnt even read the sign but i assure you i am into it"

[heavyhitter]

well i guess points for getting the spirit of it right

[glowsferatu]

so you see my point then
youll still hit on someone who in this case happens to be me isnt a statement that carries much weight
one might as well say the sun will still rise

[heavyhitter]

come on i got SOME discretion
just not in ur case

[glowsferatu]

what if i were fat
or old
strictly hypothetical of course since i dont know if the one is biologically possible
and youll probably be long dead before i start looking that old

[heavyhitter]

ud be adorable fat and i bet old would make u look hella distinguished
if the porter pulls some weird trick and u show up fat and old im STILL not giving up

[glowsferatu]

and if i were human
or living
not only on a temporary basis but if i never werent

[heavyhitter]

i think ur missing a point here maryam

[glowsferatu]

then by all means do enlighten me

[heavyhitter]

i hit on YOU
not on ur inhumanness or whatever, all that shits just a bonus

[glowsferatu]

okay but
none of that resolves the big implied question

why

[heavyhitter]

man u got a lotta questions
not much to do in there huh?

[glowsferatu]

i spent all of last night fighting off nurses from replacing my painkillers while delegating every important task to people i trust
that leaves me with nothing to do but think
and in all that thinking ive managed to do
ive still yet to figure you out

[heavyhitter]

awww u were thinking about me?