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Not really interested in risking you getting that close to the goods, and I'm taking a stab in the dark here by saying it's not really in your list of interests either. Let's like the pros handle this one.

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obviously your "goods" arent really great enough to be my primary interest here
probably more like your "incredibly mediocres"
its the measurements
because wow what a surprise "the pros" actually means me remember

[runout]

My Greats then, if you're gonna be like that about it.

And see now I'm just feeling like you're pushing too hard for this one, and I can't help but be suspicious of your motives. Nope, someone else is gonna do it.

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your minor offerings at the absolute most

my only motive here is a little respect for my trade
you cant invoke a need for professionals while forgetting my inclusion among that classification it just doesnt work
but fine if youre going to be so sensitive about it you can just have yourself measured at the store

[ and she'll bribe them for the digits. ]

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See, and this is exactly why I'm not trusting you with a tape measure anywhere near me. With your gross exaggerations who knows what kind of klunk would end up being said about me.

this may sound like a fake tag at first but it is very real

[glowsferatu]

its amusing to me that you believe i actually talk about you to anyone

[ but well. she kind of did to both nishi and karen in the last few days, but at least she wasn't talking shit. ]

So real

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Don't you? Come on, be honest now.

[glowsferatu]

Even If I Did
The Subject Of Your Sadly Inadequates Is Not Worth Discussion

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Bet there's people out there that'd disagree.

[ Really? Besides Minho? Seems doubtful. ]

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[ nishi maybe. ]

i have severe doubts
unless thats why you want someone else to do the measuring
out of some vain hope of them better appreciating what you keep undisclosed

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[ We don't talk about Nishi here. ]

You seriously trying to egg me into this now?

[glowsferatu]

is this egging
i gave up on that already you just said something stupid so i thought id respond in kind