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[glowsferatu]

perhaps we should do something for it
a tribute of some sort
even if its just drinking an obscene quatity of apple juice and drawing phalluses where they dont belong

[nitidus]

Do you think they have Denny's here in Heropa? We could go there and deface their bathroom.

[glowsferatu]

if there isnt we can find one elsewhere
it will have to be the boys room of course
anything less wouldnt be quite dave

[nitidus]

Absolutely. I think he'd want us to blow up a toilet with fireworks, too.

[glowsferatu]

perhaps we could do them all in
just for good measure
then he couldnt accuse us of underdoing it

would it taint the whole operation if we tried to pay for the damage afterward

[nitidus]

I'm afraid it would. In order to truly emulate Dave, we will have to shed our morals and practice a 0 fuck policy. That or have panic attacks in our room when we think we are alone.

[glowsferatu]

but emulation isnt the goal
the goal is tribute
we are remembering dave rather than becoming him
and it wouldnt be a complete tribute without acknowledging that there was always someone who had to clean the mess after
particularly when that someone is us
we dont have quite the luxury of reducing our fucks quotient to 0 for something on this scale

what i mean is that if we are actually planning to set explosives in the washroom of a dennys
an action that is easily arson and could conceivably be misconstrued to have terrorist motivations
and either way is not in at all a minor crime
we would almost definitely need to first leave a tip of at least one thousand dollars