Whoa, hey!

[She holds up her hands, not a terribly useful gesture over video, but. Still.]

When I was growing up I hunted vampires. Eventually, the Vampire King was the only one left. I stake him, he bites me--

Thousand years later, here I am. Look, I'm not going to start something, all right? If I wanted to dust the baby bats I'd have done it already.