You're acting like my role is a parole officer, when it's closer to a social worker. They don't check in, I do. And I can't well cut all ties when I'm providing their meals.

Why do you think I'd take your shitty advice, anyway? And it really is, I don't think anyone has ever given shittier advice than "cut off four vampires from their primary food source and let them find it on their own!"