No offense taken! It's not like we really know each other that well, not yet.
[Meaning he'd like to, one day, whether or not that results in familial titles being exchanged or not. At least, that's what he's thinking, but when Kanaya starts talking about slicing reptiles in half, he gets a funny look on his face. He might not like them much himself, but...he doesn't wish them dead.]
Um, you're the mother, so maybe you should just focus on getting the Matriorb to safety if something happens and let me take care of the asskicking? Like uncles do. [In fact, you know what, he's gonna pass the basket off to Kanaya again. For two reasons. One, if she's holding onto Ashiah, maybe Kanaya will be a lot less likely to go into attack mode, and two...he invited her, so he's got the tickets. He looks at the ticket attendant and waves a hand.] Make it two, and I got them, don't worry about it.
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[Meaning he'd like to, one day, whether or not that results in familial titles being exchanged or not. At least, that's what he's thinking, but when Kanaya starts talking about slicing reptiles in half, he gets a funny look on his face. He might not like them much himself, but...he doesn't wish them dead.]
Um, you're the mother, so maybe you should just focus on getting the Matriorb to safety if something happens and let me take care of the asskicking? Like uncles do. [In fact, you know what, he's gonna pass the basket off to Kanaya again. For two reasons. One, if she's holding onto Ashiah, maybe Kanaya will be a lot less likely to go into attack mode, and two...he invited her, so he's got the tickets. He looks at the ticket attendant and waves a hand.] Make it two, and I got them, don't worry about it.