OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT. IT NEVER CROSSED MY MIND TO CONSIDER WHETHER THINGS WERE JUST DIFFERENT IN THIS TIMELINE, NO BIG DEAL. I CAN'T BELIEVE I FAILED TO IMAGINE THIS POSSIBILITY. THIS POSSIBILITY WHERE THE TWO OF YOU ARE JUST REALLY GOOD FRIENDS DESPITE THE INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS AND FRANKLY SCANDALOUS SNARKY HORSESHIT THAT PASSES FOR FLIRTATION AMONG YOUR KIND FROM HOUR FUCKING ZERO OF YOUR MUTUAL COMMUNICATIONS, YOUR RELATIONSHIP IN THAT TIMELINE IS OBVIOUSLY BEST DESCRIBED AS GAL PALS.
GAL PALS WHO LIVE IN DIFFERENT CITIES AND NEVER SEE EACH OTHER. AND NEVER FUCKING MENTION ONE ANOTHER. EXCEPT TO SEND CRYPTIC PRIVATE MESSAGES TO THIRD PARTIES ABOUT HOW TO INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER. HEY DAVE SO WHEN YOU TALK TO MY BEST FRIEND ROSE, WHO I AM COMPLETELY COOL WITH AND THERE'S NOTHING AWKWARD BETWEEN US WHATSOEVER, TRY TO BE CONSIDERATE OF HER FEELINGS BUT AGAIN I REITERATE KEEP MY NAME OUT OF IT EVEN THOUGH THERE'S REALLY NOTHING WEIRD GOING ON. DOES THAT RING A DONG SHOUTER.
GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN CREDIT, KANAYA. THAT'S INSULTING.
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IT NEVER CROSSED MY MIND TO CONSIDER WHETHER THINGS WERE JUST DIFFERENT IN THIS TIMELINE, NO BIG DEAL.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FAILED TO IMAGINE THIS POSSIBILITY.
THIS POSSIBILITY WHERE THE TWO OF YOU ARE JUST REALLY GOOD FRIENDS
DESPITE THE INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS AND FRANKLY SCANDALOUS SNARKY HORSESHIT THAT PASSES FOR FLIRTATION AMONG YOUR KIND FROM HOUR FUCKING ZERO OF YOUR MUTUAL COMMUNICATIONS, YOUR RELATIONSHIP IN THAT TIMELINE IS OBVIOUSLY BEST DESCRIBED AS GAL PALS.
GAL PALS WHO LIVE IN DIFFERENT CITIES AND NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.
AND NEVER FUCKING MENTION ONE ANOTHER.
EXCEPT TO SEND CRYPTIC PRIVATE MESSAGES TO THIRD PARTIES ABOUT HOW TO INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER.
HEY DAVE SO WHEN YOU TALK TO MY BEST FRIEND ROSE, WHO I AM COMPLETELY COOL WITH AND THERE'S NOTHING AWKWARD BETWEEN US WHATSOEVER, TRY TO BE CONSIDERATE OF HER FEELINGS BUT AGAIN I REITERATE KEEP MY NAME OUT OF IT EVEN THOUGH THERE'S REALLY NOTHING WEIRD GOING ON.
DOES THAT RING A DONG SHOUTER.
GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN CREDIT, KANAYA. THAT'S INSULTING.