THREAD TRACKER; year two

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June 1-9
Meddling With Yuma In Regards To Feferi
Karkat Youre Absolutely Going To Prom
Gamzee Why Are You Gross
This Flour Baby Has Questionable Abilities
But The Best Will Absolutely Be Made Of The Situation
Wow Daria What
Discussing Reproductive Systems With The Negotiator
Whats So Great About Home Shinji
Soldier Blue Considers Musical Recreation

June 10-16
Encountering Him At The Concert
Oh Uh Hi Susan
Outfit Preparation Is Underway
At Prom On The Dancefloor
Pestering Karkat Who Looks Dashing In That Tuxedo I Wonder Where He Got It Hmm
Davesprite Isnt The Only One Eyeing A Particularly Azure Couple
This Doesnt Fall Beneath Vriskas Notice
Alex And Kate Wear Intriguing Facial Accouterments
Hiiiiiiiiiiii Donna
John John John Listen To Me This Is Important

June 17-23
Were All Drunk And Karkat And Aradia Have Stupid Proclamations To Make
Terezi Has Waited Days To Spring Her Trap
And Receives The Most Undesirable Agreement
Edward Considers The Various Distinct Qualities Surrounding Bloodsuckers
Oh Other Catty Teenage Girls Marvelous
bakerstreet: An Effort In Decorating Vriskas Door

June 24-30
Johann Inquires Regarding Emancipation

non-canon
Suddenly A Pillow
Ugh Eridan

July 1-7
Johnny You Must Understand Twilight Is A Very Serious Topic Of Discussion
Wow Shinji Thanks
Gretel Has Difficult Inquiries Regarding Friendship And Disclosure
Jesse Attempts To Survive This Trial In The Best Manner She Can Imagine

non-canon
hi rose let me tell you bout dishpan hands
calm yo drama karkat
fuck this thread for being so sad (no but i love it)

July 8-14
Wow Dave Calm Down
Capturing Some Solar Rays And Considering An Expansion On Current Employment
One Lighty Broad Returns Forgetful
Which Elicits The Need For Certain Negotiations
And The Other Returns Dead

July 15-21
Hassling Piccolo On The Topic Of His Wardrobe
Gretel And Midii Could Use Some Assistance
Dave Bears Bad News

July 22-31
And As Luck Would Have It The Bad News Only Continues
Jenny Is Soliciting Dates So Why Not
And Its Later Fulfillment
Karkats Grip On Matters Is Slipping
The Porter Leaks As A Sieve And Now Sue Feels The Resulting Fallout
Rose No One Wants That Gross Clown Especially Dave
And Astral Runs No Shortage Of Relationship Drama
None Of Us Can Expect A Happy Ending Kyouko
At Rons Party
>Assisting Customers
>Being Subjected To The Unpleasant Effects

August 1-4
Aradia Publicizing A Planned Gathering
There Is A Second Lalonde Present What
Rose This Is Suddenly Your Mother
SLUMBER PARTY
there are a lot of threads here

test-drives
jane dirk jade feferi

August 5-11
Dean Cant You Even Read The Offered Literature
More For The List Of Exportations

August 12-18
And Soldier Blue As Well
Rose Is Considering A Trip
And Is Taken For Lunch Afterward
Pants Knives And Gamzee Problems
Dave Reads Gay Wizard Porn No One Is Surprised
non-canon Discussing Jade With Shinji

August 19-25
Jennys Frustrated With Her Home Life
Vriska And Nill Endangered
Karkat Entirely Absent Due To His Stay In Hell
And Dave Needs Help
All In All Awful Circumstances Under Which To Meet Jades Return
Davesprite Inquires On The Location Of His Counterpart
Feferi Similarly Returning Under This Same Timing
And Karkat Deserves A More Conscientious Friendship

non-canon
love me meme davesprite nill jade john shinji vriska vriska again rose jade again karkat
dare meme dare meme dare meme yes

August 26-31
All This Drama Over A Little Urine
Jason Has Ideas Regarding Carries Deportation
Seeing Vriska Returned From The Dead
Jade Considers Relaxation
Who Is This Masked Man
Feferi Considers A Party

September 1-8
non-canon nepeta @ test-drive meme
Jessicas Reasons For Excitement Cannot Be Questioned
Though Peter Requires Some Explanation
A Magical Girl Appears Inquiring On The Topic Of Tea
The Time Has Come To Kill A Monster
And Afterwards To Pay Visit To One Of His Victims
Mr Day Declares The Next Morning An Occasion For Relaxation
And Aradia Makes Her Own Recovery
Wow This Is Really Embarrassing
Rose You Arent Helping
Julian You Are Very Decidedly Not Helping Either
Could You Two Display More Care With Terrys Body Please
Babies First Fight
Roxy Please Dont Ask About It
And Terrys Alive Again At Least

September 9-15
A Rare Apology Offered
Yumas Got Some Splainin To Do
No One Expected Sollux But He Was Not Unwelcome
non-canon This Beautiful Clusterfuck

September 16-22
Daria Considers Employment
Hi Tavros Stop Standing In The Street
That Sounds Like A Stupid Idea Feferi
Eridan This Is Just Pathetic
Karkat Theres No Need To Be So Extreme

September 23-30
The Staff Of City Lights Discuss Their Future
I Only Wanted To Greet This Newcomer But Oh God
Come Now Sollux Lets Put Some Of That Bluster To Use
Encountering Jade At The Book Store
Sayaka Encounters Language Barriers
non-canon Disclosure Only Complicates Things Further

October 1-6
non-canon A Memetic Reunion
Rose Proposes A Book Club
Aradia I Have Some Suggestions
This Isnt All Roses Weirdness John I Helped
What A Vampire Is Should Be Obvious Feferi
Astral Where Have You Been
Oh Hi Finn This Is Suddenly Sad
Terezis Honor Must Be Defended

AND THEN AGESWAP
Gamzee Is Very Awkwardly Sized
Oh I Guess Rose Also
Karkat Needs Clothes
As Does Jade
Julian Day Requires A Guardian
Oh Wow A New Strider Hmm
But Shinji Your Hair
A Culprit Emerges
Vriska And Davesprite Have The Worst Ideas
And We Go Along With Them For Some Reason
And Run Into Vriska
Before Absconding With John
The Second Club Is Far Superior
Tavros Dances
While Eridan Is Somehow Civil
And At The End Some Choice Words Are Had With Davesprite

October 7-13
How Amusingly Unfortunate For You Eridan
Roxy Is The Proud Owner Of A New Feline
A Name Is Provided
Well Isnt That Just Perfect
Jane Arrives
Dracula Are You Serious
Jenny Thats A Dangerous Line Of Thought
Cross Inquires About Clothes For Teenage Girls How Could This Be More Of A Beacon
Kyouko You Just Dont Know
Oh Good Welcome Back Karkat
But Excuse You Those Are My Girlfriends Eyebrows

October 14-20
Oh Its Uh Welcome Back Terezi
Settling Into The Venezuelan Suite
Preparing Terryella For The Ball
And Dropping Him Off With Roxy
And Off To Find Our Own Date

October 21-31
The Virus Has Taken Hold And Nepetas Timing Is Impeccable
Karkat Needed A Hand
That Hand Is Left With Rose And Kate
And An Attempt To Escape Is Only Met With Commiseration
So Another Serket What The Hell
non-canon Karkats Only Being Dragged Into This Downward Spiral

November 1-10
Nah Laura Dojos Are Bullshit Like Everything Else
Rose Is Gone Lets Pretend Not To Care And Get Really Drunk With Roxy
Oh Shes Back And Trying To Talk To Me Thats Just Whatever
Im Sorry Oliver But Politics Are Probably Stupid
This Party Is Stupid
Fuck Your Outfit Eridan
April Why Is There No Alcohol
God Nepeta Stop Enjoying Yourself So Much
Dracula You Get To Hear All The Bitching
Congrats On Killing A Dude Jake
I Remember What It Was Like To Be Excited About Things Astral
Preemptive Assumption That Tavros Will Be Taking Pets And That Hell Dump The Responsibility On Me
Some Kind Of Weird Rabbit Guy Making Threats How Quaint
Dave Please

November 11-17
Aradia Was Gone For A Few Days
Ready To Die In The Stadium Grounds

November 18-24
Not So Dead Anymore
John I Would Recommend That You Examine Your Choices
Roxy And Jane Demonstrate How Not To Do A Cooking Show
Davesprite Dont Be Dead Okay

November 25-30
Edward That Doesnt Sound So Radical
Terezi Oh My God Hi I Kind Of Missed You A Little Just A Bit
Feferi Please
Boys Better Step Off Jades Patience
Karkat Omg
Boys Please
Gamzee Please
Well Tonight Its Just Us Girls
The Futures Is Ours To Determine Shinji
A Careless Walk Home With Some Assistance By Ms Tomoe

non-canon
Chatting With A Long Absent Friend
pick-up lines meme

December 1-8
Jake Is This The Best Way To Ask Someone Out
Jessicas Opening A Club
Financial Difficulties Are Kind Of Awesome
Evaluating This Fine Example Of A Snow Fort

non-canon kanaya meets kanaya
all these motherfucking puppies

December 9-15
Training Continues With Laura
Rose Forms Her Holiday Plans
Roxy Entertains Thoughts Of Magic

December 16-22
Matthew Raises The Eternal Seasonal Question
Trying To Settle Things With Vriska
With Terezi While The Dojo Is In The Midst Of A Considerable Mess

December 23-31
Dirk Discussing Nonsense Descends Into Gossip
John Displays Some Holiday Decorations
Thats Some Kind Of Software Difficulty Roxys Got Here

January 1-5
Feferi Is A What Exactly
Minako Ponders Futility And Mundanity
Daria Continues Spouting Nonsense
Jenny What Are You Doing
Archer What Are You Also Doing

January 6-12
Jades Gone Again
Tavros Goes Vegetarian
Wait Rin Are We Actually Talking About Cats Or Something Else
Oh No Nills Birthday Kate We Have To Do Something
Oh Jake You Are Quite The Casanova

January 13-19
God Gemma Show Some Propriety
Consulting Dirk On The Issue Of His Birdly Son
Kyouko Goes On Again As She Does

January 20-26
Roxy Speaks Of Personal Improvement
And Cyd Of Time-Wasting Recreation
Gamzee Wastes Perfectly Good Bath Salts
And Necessitates A Clarification

January 27-31
What To Do With An Unruly Bird
Putting A Plan To Action
Magic Has An Inconvenient Way Of Interrupting Gossip
Speaking With The Chief In The Hunts Aftermath
Embarrassing Powers Stories

February 1-9 - SHADOW MARCHEN
Minako Seems To Be Having Trouble Keeping A Hold Of Herself
Daria Has Grown Callous
You Arent Feferi And Nothing You Say Matters
Crossing Into Her Barrier For A Confrontation
What A Failure Youve Been To Karkat
Shinji I Am In No Mood
The Worst Attitude To Take To Saving Him
Finally Paying Karkinos A Visit

February 10-16
Homura Wants To Know About Time
Discussing Cultural Exchange And Flowers
Feferi Dont You Dare Sulk Because Of This
Kyouko Takes Responsibility
And Will Be Made To Show Remorse
Daves Back And Hes Developed An Unhealthy Infatuation With Cheeseburgers

February 17-23
Terry Has Bad News
At Jennys Funeral
Another Encounter With Julian

February 24-28
Catching Up With Astral
Many Pieces Are Removed From The Board
Karkats Actually Talking Again

non-canon word associations with max
2020 nyx nepeta rose solja

March 1-9
Minako Ponders Memory
A Teenage Tyrant Makes Her Return
Two Teenage Girls Inept About Feelings
Somehow Having Never Spoken To Ruka Before But Not Missing A Beat

March 10-16
Sitting Down For A Talk With Shinji
Jades Back
April May Ponder Holidays
Paying Astral A Visit

March 17-23
Orange Bird On An Inadvisable Wire
Oliver You Could Do With A Womans Touch
Encountering Kate In A Superheroic Fashion

non-canon Wheres The Biff

March 24-31
Dont Be Lazy With The Television Biff Thats Extra Lazy
Feferi They Arent Ours
Kaito Needs Illumination
So A Hands-On Lesson Is Put Forth
Rin Dont Be Improper
The Cleanest Story A Lalonde Ever Wrote
Dirk Who Needs That Much Rabbit

April 1-6
Jake English And The Harrowing Case Of The Chocolate Cybernetic Rabbit
A Sore Loser Visits Charlie At The Auction

April 7-13
Karkat Has Bodies Hitting The Floor
Dave Always Wants Food
A Statement Is Made Regarding Birthday Math And The Headache That Is Time
Rose Has Crafted A Disapproving Response
And Julian Needs It Explained
Saturday Is For Hopeful Lovers If Terry Is Successful

April 14-20
Putting Karkat Through A Trial By Fire
The Warmest Welcome Johann Has Received
Dracula Discusses Fear

April 21-30
TIRAFORSAE
day 1, daumadaal: Meeting Karkat In The Dragons Wake
Making Sense Of Things With Sofia
day 2: The Blood Is Bad
day 3, waswer: Cleaning Up After
day 4, cerb: The Most Relaxed You Will Ever See Kanaya Maryam
day 5, treifyu: (no thread posted)

Why Would Anyone Ever Play Games Under These Circumstances
Madoka Despairs Lost Friends
Valeria Defines Presumption Itself
Just Get A Purse Vriska
Feferi Returns In A Way Not Expected

May 1-4
Welcoming Sayaka Back

May 5-11
Silva Invites The Mother Issues To Fester
Its Funny The Things That Will Trigger Ones Nostalgia For A Maternal Figure
Mr Marian Do Please Be More Forthcoming With Your Reading Material
Shinji Is Loneliness Really Preferable To Your Friends Being Absent
So Whats Your Story Billy

May 12-18
Astal Are You Sure You Really Want To Swim

May 19-25
A Kaito Without Radiance Discusses Space

May 26-31
Troy Wants To Name A Cat But Is Withheld By Reading Difficulties
Shit Gets Weird With Eridan And Rose Finds Out About Vriska
Feferi Hosts A Gathering At The Schools Pool
Skipping School To Read A Book